professional mispeller

“boards of canada? More like BORED of canada” *I experience sudden acid reflux and throw up a little on the floor* “im sorry. I’m so sorry. geogaddi is on my Topster. I’m so fucking sorry”

did I cook or nah

I’m so woke when I get mad I see blue

I just got Jet Force Gemini confused with Space Station Silicon Valley. I will never get laid now

La Bamba is the Duran Duran Invisible of Resident Evil 4

Made a video about the situation - would appreciate if you watched & shared around ♥️ youtu.be/W0tZFejpWPI?...

this is a good format

is he supposed to do this

“Don we now our gay apparel” my ass, hot topic is open year round

id eat my fruits and vegetables if this was the fruit and this was the vegetable

this is what adam saw

🌀 #SonicTheHedgehog #Art #Sonic #FanArt

yeah sex and money are cool and all but do you have an old dog that loves you very very much

inti creates analysis

john cage after handing in the sheet music to 4’33”

john cage after handing in the sheet music to 4’33”

No new pictures, where you at mentally

“Doo wop dooly dooly wop. Doo wa do waaaa.” - Jeff Lynne, ‘76

I am such a sentimental faggot

I found a fast food joint that still has a Dollar Menu selection! It was dipping sauces and ice cups.

i’m at the taco bell i’m at the urgent care i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care

kill em with kindness and the red plastic qui-gon jin lightsaber you had when you were 7

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.

shoulder angel: you don’t know who left that money behind! what if its some old lady on fixed income? she needs that! shoulder devil: but if that’s the case, she’s probably not coming back for it. it’s just sitting on the ground. it’s her loss, why not just take it? inner frozone voice: I’m thirsty

non newtonian druid

YouTube is treating me really nicely today

The coolest part of the Nintendo Switch 2 event was this TV at check in that had a incredible low resolution image of Mario for no conceivable reason