Pat H

29 year old me: Let’s do shots 39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today

Stunned about how much I think about Probiotics at 40 years old

I do this thing where I really want something so I save money for it and then I look at how much I have saved and I cannot rationalize spending it

I wish I loved anything as much as NPR loves David Sedaris.

Lowe’s Home Improvement lumber section. I didn’t know a single thing about lumber and I didn’t even know what the job was. I did it for a month when I was 19 and then stopped showing up

I think I’m ready to move on from Sheldon Keefe

CVS is a layer of Hell, I am sure of it

Over here Realizing my Gains

It’s like the Devils are afraid of winning

4.7% of the US population here

I despise this world of endless streaming platforms. It’s a scam. I pay more monthly than I ever did for cable and I still can not watch a damn thing unless I add on another subscription.

Man, let’s go White Sox

Molecular Davis Jr.

The Jets won?

Thinking about having a Shrimp Feast tomorrow

Catholic Guilt is when it’s Labor Day and it’s 11 am and I’m already mad at myself for wasting the day.

It’s raining in LA for the first time in 6+ Months. My cats are extremely concerned

So many people are going to die

This cost me 25 dollars.

Moving in the Summer. My balls will never recover from this

Fun part about living in LA is that even the pizza boxes have TV fyc ads on them

@bugmane.bsky.social Koko-pelli Hand-Railllll

Good Morning to all of my haters

Airport Bloody Mary Celery Eater

My boy gives me a drink in a damn vase

“By us”

Haven’t bought a pair of Tigers in a while… WTF happened? These used to be 80 bucks

The Knicks won the championship, and I have risen above human strife.

I am alive with the glory of love

The emotions in my body are brutal

I’m honestly in shock over the officiating here

I hate Donald Trump so fucking much

I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do

I am alive

If Brunson is hurt hurt… Josh Hart should take a bat to Wemby’s knees

Wemby shouldn’t be allowed in the league

Ahh man this is terrible, 60 is so young. I wore 22 throughout my youth because of Claude. My favorite player as a kid.

I feel 10 feet tall right now. #Knicks

What the hell is “Hentai-Virus?

Knicks should have won by more tbh