Punk Rock Kilgore Trout

Punk Rock Kilgore Trout

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Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine). *will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦

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Infamous interplanetary peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists end yet another show with the classic 'Punch a Space Nazi'. Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired. He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere. Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one. #vss365

The #hunt was on! Jim and Bob hunker down in their blind. Dad? I'm beginning to have #doubts. Shhh! We're downwind, but their hearing is excellent! I think we still have a chance. Shortly after, Thumper to Fuzzy: Yum! Best feast Lappinus IV has had in eons! #vss365 #scififri

*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 10-23-26 Optional Theme: #HUNTER #HUNT Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩ 🎨NASA

Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today, such #commitment from the Cannibalus Cluster, Bob! Ko'l, it's round 3 and I've never seen anything it! I know! Their new long pig dish is made of-- Their own pancreases! Sweet! Sweetbread! #vss365

What you got there? Watchya eatin? Sharks' legs. Oh yeah? Good? So tasty! You do need energy. Aye. #Fueling up for the race tomorrow. Makes sense Yup. You need calories and--wait a second! Sharks don't have legs! So says you. #vss365

#Nervous Nelly Narcissa Nunn of Neuroticus IX hated her nickname. You try growing up with nine noisy nephews who never know knees nor necks need necessary nascent natural notations!! To which her neighbours replied: Nonsense! And, also: Witch! And Nervous Nelly Nunn is no more... #vss365

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a coleslaw dish from the planet Sii'iides VII, Bob! Ko'l, they've #trained hard for this and-- Uh-oh! Too much mayo, Ko'l! Tragic! Well, too much mayo? That's arguable. #vss365

On the planet Shifty AF IV, the crawlers were bad. The lurkers, even more dangerous. The slinkers were tolerable, but the #sneakers were the worst. Slippery devils, that lot. #vss365

Uh... hi? The #lottery ticket said that I won first place? So... Welcome to Sargent Superb's Super Tickle Palace! And, as our first prize winner, we're going to tickle you! Um...okay? To death! Wait a-- Tee hee! Oh ho! No, stop! Please? Please! #vss365

An #unexpected #meeting on the the Mirv, spaceship of pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: Kurt Kerf1: I'm baaaack! Kurt Kerf2, sputters: Huh? Eh? What?? K1: Awkward! K2: I thought our good lord and master wrote you off? Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: PLOT TWIST! #vss365 #scififri

*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 10-16-26 Optional Theme: #MEET #MEETING Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

Kurt Kerf2 reads a review of pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists' last performance: "A sin much akin to the din of a skinned djinn." Myn the Mononym* Ouch. But a good line, nonetheless. Perhaps, a new song? #vss365 #sound 1/2

*Myn the Mononym (of 'it's a godsbedamned mononym, not my name. Just Myn. That's it. Myn. How does your colossal and consistent ignorance of this fact persist?' fame) is rumoured to be involved in the illegal djinn skin trade. #vss365 2/2

Sigma Omnicron Nu, this is #Delta Alpha Delta, come in. Daaaad! I'm trying to sleep! And we don't have a shortwave radio. I can hear you breathing through the door! Roger that. Sleep tight and don't let the scarabs bite! That's Egyptian, dad, not Greek! Buenos noches, amigo. *audible sigh #vss365

On Gelatinoususus XI, to #quake with fear is an unknown concept. The jelly-based planet only knows mirth. They quake with joy, ecstasy, delight. The rare earthquake is an issue, though. The entire planet halts, stands still. It's not scary--just a nuisance, really. Very, very disorienting. #vss365

On the #edge of the galaxy, Gorp oversees a lone outpost. A metaphorical lighthouse, if you will. Situated next to a large black hole, its #siren warns travellers of their impending doom. She sometimes questions the point of her job, as there is no sound in space... #vss365 #scififri

*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 10-09-26 Optional Theme: #EDGE #edgy Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

Punk Rock Kilgore Trout reposted

“No Quarter, No Return” No one can beat the level 256 kill screen ghost. Art by me for October’s #SciFanSat theme of SPIRIT! Authors, 14 days remain until submissions are due on October 22nd. Full details at scifansat.com/landing.html! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy #WritingPrompts

No man is an #island, they say. 'They' haven't met Gaar. On the remote planet of Gravellus X exists a race of mountainous, sentient rocks. They are slow moving beings. None more so than Gaar. Who, one day, went for a swim and said: Sod this rat race. I like it here. And there he remains. #vss365

We're pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and we're here to rock you like a hurricane! Kurt Kerf2: Uh, Peach? Half this planet was just destroyed by a #hurricane. We're Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists and we're here to, uh, rock you to sleep and hug you like a gentle wave? #vss365

K2: Um, before the #hurricane they were hit by a tsunami... Peach Schnapps, mutters: Oh for fuck's sake-- We are pan-galatic peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists! And, um, we brought poutine!!! #vss365

Kurt Kerf2: Actually, before the #hurricane and before the tsunami, we played here as The Proof is in the Poutine and we accidentally scalded several members of the audience with hot gravy and cheese curds-- We are Nickleback everyone! #vss365

The #lure of the great black beast of BahGlar'th is said to be impossible to resist. Her siren call is rumoured to be an invitation to a slow and painful death. Seymour, unable to resist, falls into her lair... And she served tea and crumpets and a nice time was had by all. Rumours. Pfft. #vss365

Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today's dish is from the active mountain planet of Gravellus X, Bob! Ko'l, #active #mountain? Don't you mean volcano? No, Bob! This planet is home to sentient mountains! Sounds like a rocky situation! Ko'l groans. #vss365 #scififri

*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 10-02-26 Optional Theme: #ACTIVITY #Active Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers 🎨 Mykola Kuryliuk

Peach Schnapps: Jumping Jebus on a pogo stick! We missed the #target! Again! K2: Eh? Peach: #Scififri! K2: Not a problem! Peach: How do you #reckon? K2: Time is immaterial. An illusion. Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle, mutters: I've been saying that all along. No one listens. #vss365

*not mine, copied from twitter: **oops, a day late #SCIFIFRI 09-25-26 Optional Theme: #TARGET Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a healthy dish from Veegus V, Bob! Ko'l, am I reading this right? Their presentation consists mainly of the rare #passion vegetable? Yes Bob! Passion vegetable? Yeah, it really doesn't have the same ring to it... #vss365

Ahem... As we #embark upon this mission, let us remember all those who have gone before us. The many who have perished, the ones who didn't come back the same. Those who dreams were dashed. Let us bow our heads... Mum? We're just going to the grocery store! #vss365

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have bbq from the Deitius Climatus System, Bob! Ko'l, I'm excited about the lightning burgers! Me too! But with Zeus and Thor competing it's sure to be-- No, don't say it. --a #stormy situation! #vss365

On Tka II, exists sentient timepieces. This patriarchal society, ruled by the unforgiving grandfather clocks, overshadowed the sundials and subjugated the hourglasses. But it was the lowly, feminine wristwatches who rose up. The ensuing #conflict was really only a matter of time. #vss365

#Early #explorers to FeeLinus IV found the locals quite hostile at first. There was much clawing and hissing. It was only a matter of time before they found that under the chin scritching was soothing for all parties. #vss365 #scififri

*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 09-18-26 Optional Theme: #LATE #EARLY Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a dish prepared by the delegation from Philosophus IV, Bob! Ko'l, it's not another of their #esoteric concepts of food, is it? Well, they say that imagination is the key to flavour! So, is it actually food? Well... #vss365

* not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 09-11-26 Optional Theme: #INVADERS #INVADE Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

Official statement from pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: We deeply regret earlier comments made, we fucking love Detroit! Our album, #Adroit in Detroit, is actually a homage. They keep us on our toes there! Now, as for the rest of the Orange Goblin's Amerikkka... #vss365

Interview with Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: So why is your latest live album called #Adroit in Detroit? Peach: You have to ask? Have you been to Detroit?? #vss365

Peach Schnapps: We missed #scififri again! Kurt Kerf2: Today's not Friday? Peach: We need a new #action plan. K2: You want to #reconnoitre our approach? Peach: Rejig, revamp, re- something! K2: Well, on Hedonia VI it's always Friday! Peach: Or, we could lay off the space spliffs... #vss365

* not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 09-04-26 Optional Theme: #ACTION #MOTION Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

Between gigs and planets, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists find themselves in trouble. Peach: The ship has lost all internal #gravity! Kurt Kerf2: Have you tried checking the #glove compartment? Peach: What??? K2: What? I sometimes leave it there. #scififri #vss365

*not mine, copied from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 08-28-26 Optional Theme: #GRAVITY Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩ Howdy Woodley

Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists' frontman: Remember making posters for our gigs and stapling them to lamposts around town? Penelope C. Penumbra: I loved designing those! Peach: Now we just beam our ads right into the fans' brains. It's so-- PCP: Invasive? Peach: Lazy. #vss365

On Tarpon V, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists play to an adoring crowd of #sponge-like beings who rush the stage after the encore. Peach: It was great! Although kinda weird. Weird and moist. Very, very moist. #vss365

Interview with pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists: So would you say that you're mostly a three chord punk band or a dance punk band? Peach: More of a three #cord band lately. Eh? Peach: Our gear was stolen on Robar V, so we're down to one amp, two mikes, and three cords. #vss365

Mañana, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists #return home. The time frame between flights is thinner than a #razor's edge. But, hey, that's travel, right? And stuck for another day on Espana Ocho? Todo bien. #vss365 #scififri

*not mine, stealing from twitter: #SCIFIFRI 08-21-26 Optional Theme: #RETURN #REJECT Or choose your own scifi-ish topic OK Let's dazzle them ~!~ #scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed #writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

Peach Schnapps: I haven't experienced this much heat and humidity since that show on Agua de Hades II. Kurt Kerf2: Right? There's not enough #soap in the universe to get clean at this point. Peach: What should we do? K2: Cerveza? Peach: Now you are speaking my language! #vss365