Aspiring Onion Futures Trader

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Now I understand why his family call him Plastic Sheets Pete - if you’re that big of a drunk and that much of a leaker, no bed is safe…

Egg prices, schmegg prices - maple syrup inflation is the real worry. We can’t be waffling around about other threats. When it spikes it’s gonna crush the economy like a pancake. We are going to be toast quicker than the French in 1940. It’s gonna break America faster than we can imagine.