PLUNDOWN

I decided to research one of my favorite music artists, Brian Morris, out of curiosity. To make a long story short, I found an obituary from 2024. I'll never stop appreciating their music, and I'd like to share it with you. This post isn't likely to go far. If you're seeing this, please listen.

i should eat bees

I should eat bees

there are rats in your attic because of me. you're welcome!! 💖💓💞💗

I would heavily appreciate lettuce, right about now.

will someone please offer me lettuce

i have rats living in my attic

i live under not one rock, but two this is akin to my skin

plundown of my life

i woke up

i'm going to bed

hello

If everyone in a city gets a DS and leaves it on Pictochat, provided we're all within 60 feet of each other, we could have an impenetrable Pictochat chain network.

on the lowest level, what is the universe? that's my life question. it won't get solved, because it's impossible to solve. why do i care so much, anyway?

"AI is just an app" is such a good explanation, honestly wish i came up with that

i keep messaging famous people, and they keep telling me to: 1. STOP 2. GET A LIFE 3. I'M NOTHING BUT A how rude of them!

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this is a post on the internet

if you're reading this, this is your centennial reminder to stare at the wall for precisely twenty-four seconds, within the next twenty-four seconds failure to comply will result in spontaneous combustion

ughh why can't i stop thinking about my LIMBS falling off :(

eah go drop some scales. Yeah

i just thought about losing one of my fingers and it made me really sad because i need those :(

i can post internet things on the internet!!?

hhhHh

happy birthday to you!

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but ‰¡ none of this is real! ~ anyway 7 days left

my friend decided the plun should go up. a "PLUNUP," perhaps 8 days left

i said to my friend, i said: "PUT THE PLUN DOWN!" they didn't know what they were doing. 9 days left

10 days left

this is so true

i printed a PDF

zaxby

i'm so sorry for the nine hours of inactivity, all of my fans, i just had to SLEEP. i had a dream that the pluns came down. don't forget to SLEEP every day!

fun fact: if you open me with a sharp object, i will most likely die. i am akin to a clam in this way

this isn't personal,