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klarna, for teeth

if we called taxing the rich, "inverse means-based structuring" can we trick enough chart eaters to go for it.

if your homie is having a bad day, you can always cheer them up with a behind the back hug at the urinal

the problem with hiring a honeypot we put in china's banking industry is that sometimes they'll talk about their more chinese part of their life in a way that scares republicans.

the much cooler car news are the guys driving around GTA cars in miami. i would lose it if someone pulled up in a Cheetah.

the changes to PvE Tarkov NPCs in the last patch is such a good step to making it feel like Ultra S.T.A.L.K.E.R., but there is a teensy part of me that could tune down the AI PMC accuracy, but Tarkov's treadmill requires a certain amount of raids ending with getting aimbotted.

i do not need teslas for flipping cars. we have one million travis pastrana style white boys in this country that could do that with a honda fit.

i'm in my new tesla roadster. i just refilled the co2 thrusters. oh huh, my battery is running a little hot. well, let me just pull over next to this elementary school and see if it's going to be a problem.

protest voting isn’t real. there’s just voting. if people were really protest voting we’d have successful write-in candidates everywhere.

that talarico town hall thing is the most liz smith thing. just a series of people approaching the stand, saying, "i'm the most evil person in my community, what will you do for me," and talarico just offering individual pieces of his spine to each one

common bad neighbor: loud music, parties till the early morning expert saboteur neighbor: takes away your toilet

i think its very good and deserving of a pat on the back for not being a freak anymore. good for you. if you begin trying to take the wheel and saying, "get a load of these guys" i am going to ask you repeatedly how long have you stopped being a freak before I let you touch the wheel.

the host of the argument. ha. good one. okay, so who's joke account is that.

super showed up and is now clearing bathroom collapse debris

Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$

I don’t know how to tell everyone but biddy blas just got hit by a car in forest hills. it didn’t stop for one second, and he just went under it. he’s not saying anything we’re so scared.

at some point i have to admit to myself that i am never going to use any skin care product samples. i have so many little ketchup packets of hand cream i never use because i have my products already.

john kennedy stuttering and barely able to get his racist smear against abdul out of his mouth is like a scene they had to cut out of a 90's southern law thriller for being a little too on the nose

i wonder how many of her democratic colleagues, let alone democratic leadership, are going to react with silence because they also want her harassed out of power.

love the concept of a guy who makes video essays on the sopranos but he has only watched season one during recovery from a tbi