Poly_0000

I now realize that after finally quitting the penis and cum tweets, I just substituted them for piss and shit tweets

chief among them

Maybe it's because I'm filled with spite honestly

if your software is not a free lightweight privacy-first AGPL-licensed non-opinionated decentralized independently-audited containerized zero-telemetry dependency-free self-hostable open source project that runs from single static binary written in rust, why even bother

Just farted and it sounded like a 606 snare with a lowpass filter on it.

downfall? from what? a toadstool?

did you know clocks are so complicated that scientists still don't understand what makes them work? dumb fucks

Asking the dentist if it's true that "they can tell if someone's given head before" after they got done pulling my wisdom teeth out.

me when on the toiler

They call me bool young because I'm cracked like an egg, everything I say is true and I'm 9 years old

New patch they added poop to your toilet

Dies ist äußerst nuts!

me after I commit my asshole to the porcelain and `gut push --force` my feces

Well according to monkey's paw...

Just had to fire somebody for poor performance. Being your own boss is tough.

People always ask "what is this bit" But they never ask "haha this bit is so funny I love you Poly"

Why does liking Autechre make all your hair fall out

The Baba is you

How my dog would look at me while I'm eating soup. Like tf you want me to do? Pour it on you??

Sentence with every letter used exactly once: "My fav sh8pez R: b, c, d, g, i, j, k, l, n, o, q, t, u, w & x"