joseph lastname 🎮🏒🪐

1 Aug

I stopped doing these but I might as well do one again. #promosky This is generally what goes on here: 🎮 JRPGs 📺 Retro games 🎞️ Films 📝 Long-form game reviews on my website 🀄 Yakuza/Like a Dragon/Judgment ⚔️ Tales of series 🏎️ Racing games 🔴 Pokémon 💽 Music/vinyl records 🏒 The NHL (mainly the Sharks)

boxd.itA ★★★★★ review of You Can See Everything (2026)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Well shit. I guess we’re fully nuking this thing then. Thank you Big Q

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Trade: The Colts are sending eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks, per Adam Schefter and me. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. A Colts legend goes to the champs.

The NHL Heritage Classic presentation might be the single most Canadian thing I have ever seen. Incredible stuff

I’ve also never listened to G Flip in my life but she was pretty great, especially with the saxophone bit at the end. I will check her stuff out, thanks NHL

The Jets have just been getting goalied this whole time. Fowler might be him

The NHL Heritage Classic presentation might be the single most Canadian thing I have ever seen. Incredible stuff

Didn’t Watch Heated Rivalry or Off Campus Award. Shoutout my GOAT Feist though

boxd.itA ★★★★½ review of The Exorcist (1973)A groundbreaking horror film that countless subsequent entries in the genre can cite inspiration from. It has a pretty slow build but it’s compelling the entire time. The demon is incredibly vulgar.

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SHORTHANDED GOAL

Kind of expected an L tonight but that was a very winnable game with some costly mistakes. Back home for Tuesday

Kelly Oubre is coming for the terrorist throne

joseph lastname 🎮🏒🪐@polygonalwater.com

With Chris Ballard gone and Shane Steichen a likely lame duck, I would like to congratulate Ryan Warsofsky for now being the biggest terrorist on one of my sports teams. Free Adam Gaudette

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letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)This must have been the craziest shit ever in 1975. This film has some pretty funny moments, and I like pretty much all the songs in it. Tim Curry is incredible, RIP to a real one

Rest up demon. We’ll probably just let Gaudette play finally

Max Miller@real-max-miller.bsky.social

Sounds like Chernyshov will be out long term. “He’s gonna be out here a little bit.” #SJSharks

I guess Alex Wennberg is out for a while. That sucks.

ZACK OSTAPCHUK REVENGE GAME

SHARKS WIN IN REGULATION, ASKAROV AND GRAF WITH DEMONIC PERFORMANCES

I guess Alex Wennberg is out for a while. That sucks.

Ottawa scores. Please don't blow this. Just shoot the puck.

This entire third period has felt like one long penalty kill

This is why I can’t quit Askarov, he can make some of the craziest saves I’ve ever seen

NHL (Bot)@notnhl.bsky.social

ROBBERY FROM YAROSLAV ASKAROV!! 😱

I guess Alex Wennberg is out for a while. That sucks.

GIVE COLLIN GRAF THE HART TROPHY

ASKAROV THAT WAS THE MOST INSANE GLOVE SAVE I HAVE EVER SEEN

I guess Alex Wennberg is out for a while. That sucks.

WOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WITH TROUBA ON A POWER PLAY, TOFFOLI SCORES AGAIN

PENALTY KILL DEMON COLLIN GRAF GETS A SHORTHANDED GOAL

I guess Alex Wennberg is out for a while. That sucks.

Cherny injury doesn't sound good. We'll probably get Gaudette in next game

ORLOV ON PP1 IS SO ASS

I guess Alex Wennberg is out for a while. That sucks.

TOP SHELF NOLAN ALLAN MAKES IT 1-1

That was a first period. Hopefully Chernyshov isn't also hurt now

I guess Alex Wennberg is out for a while. That sucks.

Well shit. Stutzle on the delayed penalty picks up where he left off from last night

NOT A GOAL, WE'RE STILL IN THIS THING

An actually cool feature. Good job by you

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With Chris Ballard gone and Shane Steichen a likely lame duck, I would like to congratulate Ryan Warsofsky for now being the biggest terrorist on one of my sports teams. Free Adam Gaudette

Pacers win their first game and the Senators obliterated the Panthers during Brady's return to Ottawa. Good sports night.

TYRESE HALIBURTON PLAYS BASKETBALL TONIGHT

We might suck again

PACERS WIN

TYRESE HALIBURTON PLAYS BASKETBALL TONIGHT

Incredible first quarter. Hali looks better than I thought, Zubac is fitting in, and Siakam continues to be the GOAT. PACERS BASKETBALL IS SO BACK

I miss Nesmith. Larry Nance Jr. might be bad.

Although I haven't played some of BioWare's biggest games, I do really like what I have played from them, namely KOTOR. RIP to an all time great studio. EA Bad (and not just during the five minutes of BioWare's demise being in the news cycle)

joseph lastname 🎮🏒🪐@polygonalwater.com

Starting Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (Xbox, 2003)

bloomberg.comElectronic Arts to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWareThe next ‘Mass Effect’ will be canceled as part of the layoffs

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

BREAKING: Electronic Arts is cutting 400 jobs and shutting down BioWare, the legendary development studio behind Dragon Age and Mass Effect. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

MACKLIN CELEBRINI SAVES MY BROKE ASS LIFE YET AGAIN

The Sharks get at least a loser point out of whatever that was

THE OVERTIME WIN MERCHANTS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!

MACKLIN CELEBRINI SAVES MY BROKE ASS LIFE YET AGAIN

TYLER TOFFOLI

Also: Trouba should just be on the first power play unit, he’s much better than the corpse of Orlov

MACKLIN CELEBRINI SAVES MY BROKE ASS LIFE YET AGAIN

THIS TEAM SUCKS

WE STILL KINDA SUCK BUT MICHAEL MISA FINALLY SCORES

MACKLIN CELEBRINI SAVES MY BROKE ASS LIFE YET AGAIN

Celebrini scores and then EVERYTHING GOES DOWNHILL AGAIN

Slafkovsky is a demon. Sharks please do something

After ten minutes the Sharks do something that resembles offense

Sharks lose to the Leafs. Askarov was actually good but most of the skaters were awful. Now @raeeofsunshinee.bsky.social has bragging rights until at least January 😔