Poly the takos

Introducing the IWC to Kratom post mortem is the most Sabu shit ever.

I used to do drugs and I'm here to tell you, pre-workout is a drug.

I'm telling you God's truth when I say I do not want a smooth milkshake. I want the S L U D G E

I think Drumpf thought 5k was a good amount to birthing incentives bc that's what he remembers paying for bblack market babies in the 90s.

Stock up is an absurdly good magic card.

Well I finally got Bluesky to work on my phone. I'm back and it's all your problem.

good morning bsky

If I lose followers over this, why the fuck were you following me lmao Get bent

Good Rumble tho.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Fuck Charolette Flair #RoyalRumble

Lol they gave Charlotte Pyro #royalrumble

Boooooooooooooooo #RoyalRumble

My favorite match of 2025 is just highlights of Jodynne Grace dumping people on their heads. #RoyalRumble

Wade Barrett going hoarse over Trish Stratus is an actual highlight. #RoyalRumble

I talk a lot of shit about the HHH Era. But they do be booking women better than ever. Everyone feels so badass. #RoyalRumble

New match stipulation, you have to wrestle with a Roxanne Perez on your back. #RoyalRumble

Chelsea Greene rules #RoyalRumble

God Def Rebel sucks #RoyalRumble

That's a Rumble spot I haven't seen before. Already better than both of last years #RoyalRumble

Lash Legend Holy shit???? #RoyalRumble

I did not know that Zoey Starks gimmick was Robbie Eagles at home. #RoyalRumble

OK, but what did we had a REALLY BIG RING for the #RoyalRumble???

HOUSIN MEAT STICKS LOL #RoyalRumble

Alright, who's watching #RoyalRumble ????

Me when the timeline starts dooming:

How did YouTube recommended feed break so spectacularly?? Like it will literally show me trash I don't want to watch but my active subs have 100s of new videos??? Why TF is YT suppressing things I actually want to see?

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

I played Moutwashing last night and I'm not OK.

Idiots for like 2 years: " wHaT iS A WOmeN??" Trump on day one:

Woah

Mai costume & Mika just don't mix

The hardest person in the gym is that soccer mom on the step machine and it's not even close.

When someone calls you 'sir' at the gym.

Mai costume is confusing to Mika

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

The unintentional comedy from last night was the strongest nostalgia hit.

ADVERTISE YOUR ACCOUNT WITH JUST ONE IMAGE SIMPSONS ONLY!

Easily the nest part of the show

Little buddy insisted on making the afternoon coffee with me. #catsofblusky

Games I played in 2024 Baldurs gate 3 Tekken 8 Gran Blue Fantasy Yakuza 0 Diesel legacy Dave the Diver Fallout new vegas Marvel midnight suns And my game of the year: Balatro I also regret to report I played a ton of mtg arena

Yeah no shot they actually stop going.

I think the one good thing about Musk is that he makes doing drugs seem really uncool.