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Bannon’s show today encapsulates the MAGAsphere right now: The left are all demonic treasonous America-haters who need to tone down their rhetoric.

Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

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Huh. I did not expect Vance to murder the Pope.

I can't wait until the Republicans pass a bill allowing presidents to run for a third term and then Obama beats Trump's ass.

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

@thedailyshow.com @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @fallontonight.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com And someone needs to tell Trump that his comb-over is proof of body dysmorphia.

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“Gulf of America”?! Trump wants more things named for Amerigo Vespucci. This old 13-minute clip from This American Life explains why. Amerigo was the Penthouse Forum of his day, telling big lies about the New World and selling it as only a true grifter could. www.thisamericanlife.org/216/give-the...

What's more embarrassing, Tom Cruise delivering an absurdly intense "football is important" speech, or Harrison Ford praising Jeeps like they defeated the Nazis? Do these guys need the money? Did they make some really bad investments? How did they end up doing those commercials?

Kendrick Lamar could have doubled down on his Drake diss by saying nothing. It would have been legendary to do the halftime show without any reference to Drake. But I guess the beef is all he has going for him now.

Can Biden declare Puerto Rico a state, or does Congress have to do that? C'mon, Joe! Empanadas for everyone!

Ingraham: The instagram posts from nut bag people ..people celebrating. This this is a sickness, honestly, it's so disappointing, but I guess we shouldn't be surprised.. up next, the other big news out of New York, Daniel Penny, a lot of people think he is a hero.

Alito is off the rails: "I am concerned that some federal courts are succumbing to the temptation” to rely on standing as a way of “avoiding particularly contentious constitutional questions." When will his colleagues on the Court pull him aside and explain how the justice system works?

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The House Oversight committee held a hearing on immigration today, and I thought all three witnesses were called by Republicans. I was wrong. Check out the testimony of David J Bier, of the libertarian Cato Institute, starting at 41:55. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjDX...

Okay, I'm just going to say it. I think it needs to be said: There is a market for a New Yorker magazine that only comes out once per month. Do I know anyone at the New Yorker who will help me develop a version of their magazine that doesn't make you feel like shit for falling so far behind?

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This is a pretty intense headline, and I can imagine five people now feel like there's a target on their back, or at least a clock ticking over their heads.

Holy shit. Chuck Tingle asked the inevitable question, and the world will never be the same.