Popehat Name Change Tracker

Keep listening to his podcast and reading him wherever and whenever he writes. I know I'm a little bit smarter and better educated as a result.

Aaaand neither does Don

I don't say this lightly but... Wat?

And one time my government bombed a school. Oopsie!

So concepts of a plan round 2, got it

This dumbass man

What a whiny baby loser he is

This seems like a convincing argument... For the heat death of the universe

Narrator: That was a lie.

As does this!

Toddler In Chief is bored, needs his diaper changed and wants to go color with crayons instead

Men, is it socialist to have women as girlfriends?

Sounds more like North Korea by the day.

Man the Senile-in-Chief must really like this particular rant to have run it back a week later.

Someone take grandpa's phone away

Words, what do they mean

THE FAILING NEW YORK TIMES

Dude has a way with words!

This guy got elected twice. We're doomed as a society.

"Under-Baby" sounds like the worst superhero name ever (HT to Mrs. Tracker)

I don't... What?

Jesus fucking Christ

What was once an excursion had been upgraded to whatever the hell that means.

Reminder that this man was so triggered by seashells that he had his DOJ file charges about them.