Prisco

I’d list all my favorite Sam Neill movies but there’s a character limit.

Zelenskyy deserves a fucking Pulitzer and a Nobel and an Oscar just for sitting next to that bloviating asshole and not just karate chopping him in the fucking throat.

If you’re in line to talk to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes, stay in line.

That @sarahbrooks.bsky.social. Has to be all fancy and use big vocab words in her novel. So I have to go and look it up because who even knows what that means! And now I know what the word “numinous” means. A great word. No wonder she used it. Thanks, Sarah! (See how easy that is, dummies?)

My favorite Mel Brooks joke is still History of the World, Part I where the man is shouting, “Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus!” And he calls out “Hey! Josephus!” And Gregory Hines responds, “Hey, motherfucker.” That is the highest brow low-brow joke ever written. Glad you hit 100.

Fucking Bluesky. Every time I see a name pop up on the trending ticker, I get that deep exhale expecting to see that they died. Instead of it being their birthday or that they released a double album.

Please tell me the pressing engagement forcing Vance from the Iran negotiations is that he needs to continue his promotional book tour.

Josh Hokit looks like the shit Macho Man Randy Savage took after a 2 am Waffle House run.

I don’t want a storm before dipshit’s birthday. I want everyone seated, fights started, and then a swift and brutal storm sweeps in like when the opened the Ark of the Covenent. I want them all struck by chained lightning and their heads exploding or melting. Biblical shit.

That motherfucker is going to really need a ballroom if he shows up at the fucking Knicks/Spurs game tonight.

What would piss Knicks fans off more? That Dozing Don shows up or if they have to go through all this security and preventive measures and he just blows off the game?

Trying to reach out to @badhandbooks.bsky.social and having no luck. Did anyone else get issue #7 of The End Times misprinted with no page 2? At first I thought maybe it was stylistic on purpose. I’m loving it but I tried emailing and DMing and everything is shut down or kicking back. Bummer.

Fucking assholes. Of fucking COURSE there’s going to be more Medicaid fraud in the goddamn major cities of Ohio. Doctors don’t live in the shithouse red counties. But I guaran-goddamn-tee if you get the PROVIDERS committing the fraud, you’ll find they almost universally voted red.

Pat McAfee looks like Brett Favre’s dick.

It’s gotta burn that no matter how hard they push that Talarico is a woman or a vegan or that he eats cats, it doesn’t catch fire nearly as much as the belief that JD Vance fucks couches.

Vanilla Ice is the Kid Rock of Bret Michaels.

So, looks like Jaxson Dart will have at least 9 weeks of play this year. Because Week 9 Giants play the Eagles at the Linc. And if he ain’t crippled by then, well. Via con dios, shitbag.

Does anyone remember the name of the little painted wooden collectibles they made of popular local destinations? Super popular in the 90’s?

What’s the over/under on Cuban shutting down Bluesky for all the last quarter of the year?

Rudy Giuliani would be completely healthy if he only had a ballroom.