Dr. Joe

Gemini is completely out of hand. I asked it to fix a modal dialog with the exact string of text and it starts searching for line endings by tool calling: (Get-Content -Path login.php -Raw).Contains("`r`n")

Protip: Don't eat a shit ton of Mexican the day before the airport. I'm crop-dusting Atlanta so badly right now. Gassy as a bastard over here

Twilight is so fking dumb. Bitty should stick to banging humans instead of fucking around with werewolves and vampires

My 7 year old, watching Twilight for the first time and Victoria shows up the first time: "Ooo she's hot"

I'm not even joking. This simulation is glitching. CERN shut down their particle collider bullshit why? They turned that shit on in 2001 and the world hasn't been the same since.

Baseball is dead

Cancel the season! Yankees are a bunch of jerkoffs stranding the bases loaded in a 1-1 game and then the very next inning, the Rays play small ball and now all of a sudden, it's 3-1.

My September ISP bandwidth, tracked via a custom ASUSWRT cronjob and a custom data ingest + dashboard I built

I mean, this checks completely. Just look at him. Picture screams "ax murderer"

The jerkoff engineer I complained about constantly is now on paternity leave. Now that he's out, the amount of fuckery I am finding in his work is beyond a pain in my ass. Now I have to clean all this shit up. His paternity leave needs to be permanent, because the guy sucks at what he does

I miss New York so much

Joe's Pizza at 3:45am. I love New York City!

I love it when they call me Big Poppa I only smoke blunts if they rolled propa

Insufficient food. JFC. You ever go to an event and then you need to go out to eat later. Fuck outta hea

Can uber drivers not soak themselves in a shit ton of cologne please and thanks. I'm fuckin dying in here. christ

Jesus Christ almighty. Windows 11 is such a buggy piece oif bloated shit. Explain how the start menu becomes unclickable until a reboot. How does this bullshit happen? techcommunity.microsoft.com/discussions/... @microsoft.com get your shit together

I find it cute that the three Indian families on my block all share one riding mower to do their yards with. One dude bought it but they just share it

Good thing everything's so expensive that I just got paid today and the entire paycheck can't pay one of my credit card bills. My savings has been taking a shit

10 years in prison is not good enough. You do this to a dog, the only thing acceptable is being sent foot first through a wood chipper

Nothing is ever fucking easy where I work. You go to do the simplest bullshit and you end up down the rabbit hole fixing 20 fucked up libraries and wanting to choke out offshore engineers

Who'da thunk suggesting that we should put the top 10 Billionaires into the Squid Games every year on Nextdoor would get you banned (I stand by this statement. Fuck a billionaire)

Save this oak tree! share.google/fLyH881Mx4TM...

Nope. Nope. Fuck this. Wrong direction. Cool the fuck down

TIL there was a full on swing revival that happened in the 90s. Was watching For All Mankind and "Put a Lid on It" by Squirrel Nut Zippers came on and I was like "Damn, this reminds me of Hit the Road Jack" Went down the rabbit hole a bit hole and they recorded it with ribbon mics and tube amps

25 years later and if you show me anything to do with the 9/11 rescue dogs, I am a complete sap

7 year old just casually listening to Bulls on Parade in the other room, which is badass 🤘 #resist #makegoodtrouble

I better get these motherfuckin Olivia Rodrigo tickets from the pre-sale request list. Ticketmaster can blow me. Wifey's got a milestone bday and I really don't have anything else planned. Also, I didn't get Dasiy Chain Fields, so I'm just banking that karma will be in my favor this time around

Well hot damn. Silo Season 3 finale made for some fantastic television. That was probably one of the top 5 endings to a season. Ever.

I will not waste a dime at a casino and I hate them, but I love me a casino buffet like I'm 75 with the AARP discount

My boss hasn't bothered me for two weeks and the day I have fucking shit to do, he's coming at me with 95 audit problems for fucks sake

Fuck this. Fuck this so much

They put so much gd chlorine in our tap water. I just washed dishes for a while and my hands smell like I've been in a swimming pool all day

Fuckouttahea with this shit. It was cooler all last week and now I need to put up with this noise?

I've complained about Happy Eyeballs before. Happy Eyeballs is a gd jerkoff the second a dual-stack split-horizon DNS isn't 100% mirrored.

How the ever living fuck am I supposed to read this captcha?

I'm done with the bullshit state of the world and crashed out on Discord and on a text thread

Y'all. My mid 2000s garage rock playlist. Bangers. Jussayin music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I'm gonna read Dolly's Coat of Many Colors to kiddo tonight in her honor. She got it from her Imagination Library program. I'm such a gd sap. I already couldn't get through it the first time. Idk how I'm gonna read it without losing my shit tn

My Luna turned 10 today and I love her so much 😍