eat your minerals

Fucks me up that you can just not know what's going on in the walls of your house??? like tf you mean I need to 'find' a stud DO YOU PEOPLE WRITE NOTHING DOWN? The wire starts in the basement and eventually is in my bathroom wall but how does it get there?? IDK try RIPPING UP YOU WALL TO FIND OUT

The vindication of France continues

when you're sit and up BC you're hair but it's down so then on the hair your down and sit to up but the ground

fuck merriam webster. OED is bae

This is pretty much where geopolitics is at rn

20% Is obviously very bad and concerning but the one upside is that E**n did nothing to help his party

Being a conservative must suck, imagine being there for one of the most brilliant sportsball concerts ever and not getting any of it.

Dear liberals: How is trump not a unity candidate if I'm happy with things Doug Ford is doing?

WHOO

My feed right now: Pretty rich people clothes Pretty rich people clothes Decent into authoritarianism Pretty rich people clothes Pretty rich people clothes

Strong bureaucratic institutions with permanent secretaries able to tell the government to fuck off actually achieve the 'saucer effect' elicited (often by the right) in defence of the senate/electoral college (both of which fail). I can't wait to hear those people oppose title F (they won't).

BREAKING: Capital one arena apologises for 'perfectly square bit of black dirt' left in mid air at arena.

Does anyone know why everything hurt so much as a kid? Like it can't just be that pain was more upsetting, I distinctly remember things like pushing the cloth into the swiffer hole (see pic) hurt 3x more as a kid than cutting yourself with a serrated knife does as an adult. What is up with that??

Heartwarming: the person you've hated for years is now hated by anyone who's opinion you care about

the restaurant I'm in just played a run of birds of a feather, ME!(w/spelling), hot to go, and call you mine

Quickly made graph comparing the word count of the two major US parties' manifestos, honestly I did not expect the 1988 dip for the Democratic Party.

directlor my beloved

...Canada?

The mandolin refers to Taylor's being a small musician as 'heaven on earth'; Clara bow refers to fame as 'hell on earth': could Clara bow be an intentional contrast to mandolin?