Durnkook Red

18 Sept

Starting a book club

Update my LinkedIn account...

Literally me

Yard sale Saturdays are my favorite

Just now noticing how Finland and North Korea are only one country away from each other.

Last hot day today

globalnews.caOttawa Police arrest Donald Popadick for indecent exposure in public park | Globalnews.caA 62-year-old man has been charged after he was caught exposing himself in an Ottawa area park.

Which one of you did this? globalnews.ca/news/1300067...

Looking through my camera roll for previous halloween costume pics. This is me with an alien, the queen of London, at a phish afterparty

Is this still available?

x.comJarvis (@jarvis_best) on XConservatives are spreading baseless rumors that James Talarico is faking an influenza diagnosis, which is ridiculous. My buddy on his team sent me his test results.

Finally got my flu booster for the season

Imagine getting a hole in one right there

Tom Isaacson@parsley72.bsky.social

Not my proudest fap

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Durnkook Red reposted

envy2026.bsky.social

@envy2026.bsky.social

@pottiescippen00.bsky.social you are a disgusting pos

Hot and fresh sourdough cinnamon rolls

Me falling asleep at my desk after lunch

Coral King@rocketcoral.bsky.social

A marsh #hoverfly enjoying some tasty plumbago 🌼🪰💛

Its time

Dinner is served

Korean beef short rib stuffed into sourdough bao buns

2nd sourdough attempt

Happy taquito tuesday

20 Sept

First try at sourdough

20 Sept

When the mushroom starts to hit me

kenofseattle@kenofseattle.bsky.social

20 Sept

David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁@davidcavlovic.bsky.social

You gave me 13 minutes to read 18 pages before you got triggered. This is how I know you haven't read shit about it. You're delusional

omegar@omegar.bsky.social

How quickly you shut your pedo mouth. 😅

Pics or it didn't happen

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"We're gonna put up a wall between us and Greenland so you don't try to escape."

Going undercover for awhile

Polymarket@polymarket.com

JUST IN: FBI reportedly believes women are pretending to be tradwives, targeting ICE officers to seduce & dox them — The Guardian

People are dying to learn this recipe

18 Sept

Me following the gang to the tailgate after not sleeping last night

Luca@lucagalletti.bsky.social

Descended from the European Greylag goose, Sebastopol geese with their long, spiraled, and loosely curled plumage are famous for being calm, friendly, and docile. IG: @fairy_goosemother www.instagram.com/fairy_goosem...

18 Sept

If Steven Miller went as a blues brother for Halloween

David Marshall@funmandave.bsky.social

He’s on a mission from God.

15 Sept

How i shit in the handicapped stall at the airport

@macro_action@birdzandbees.bsky.social

This training had better be worth it! Bearded reedling/tit doing its standard reed pose. This was the one and only time I saw these while birding. Canon R7 and RF100-500mm SS1/3200 F8 ISO800 #bird #birding #twitcher #tits #beardedreedling

15 Sept

Brb Gonna get him to sign a birthday card for my mother in law

🇺🇸🇨🇿🇺🇦⚫@czeckmate2024.bsky.social

Donald Trump attended 1 NBA finals game, rooting for the Knicks. It was the only game the Knicks lost. Donald Trump signed the helmets of the Dallas Cowboys. The favored Cowboys lost.

15 Sept

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

Abby Olcese@abbyolcese.bsky.social

Get it girl.

Me showing up to work and hour late after a four day weekend

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When I see you getting the last beer from my cooler

Mike Melton@mikemelton.bsky.social

So many #angrybirds in the world. Slate-colored Hawk, Reserva Marasha, Peru #birdoftheday #birds #nature

How it feels to chew 5ive gum

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Luca@lucagalletti.bsky.social

Short film about hope www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/CG...

nypost.comWoman arrested for undressing, performing indecent acts on American Airlines flight to MiamiThe disturbance started with a passenger in row 9.

13 Sept

Which one of you was this? nypost.com/2026/09/13/u...

13 Sept

Can't live up to your own standards....tsk tsk Kellie Farina, the Free Karen Read superfan who voted to let Lindsay Clancy walk — has her own assault-and-battery case sitting in the Massachusetts system from 2002. Same charge type they used to smear the man who held the line.

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12 Sept

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org

Was looking for something else on my hard drive and found Purdue Pete Meat.

12 Sept

The doctor said my liver is failing. I knew it should've studied harder.

12 Sept

Jimmy Johnson wasn't happy about the first week of the season

trib.alAmerican Airlines passenger duct-taped to seat after mid-air meltdown loses his jobOther passengers claimed Lundeen was using vulgar and bigoted language toward the flight crew

8 Sept

They're doing this to me at work tomorrow

The Independent@the-independent.com

American Airlines passenger duct-taped to seat after mid-air meltdown loses his job

8 Sept

How it feels to chew Five gum

Big Bearded Spookseller@bigbeardedbookseller.com

What’s it like inside your head

7 Sept

I kneed this

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bit.lyKelly Osbourne addresses weight loss following father Ozzy Osbourne’s death: ‘I looked like the f—ing Crypt Keeper’Kelly Osbourne says the 2025 death of her father, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, was a major factor in her extreme weight loss. One moment in particular made her realize she was unwell.

7 Sept

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

Entertainment Weekly@ew.com

Kelly Osbourne says the 2025 death of her father, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, was a major factor in her extreme weight loss. One moment in particular made her realize she was unwell.