JimmyMadison

My way too early #Wings roster. Paige* Alysha Clark Alanna Smith Aziaha James Arike* Li Yueru Haley Jones Jessica Shepard* Kitija Laksa Azzi* Phee Collier* Kaitlyn Chen Rookie Don’t think we resign Maddy(RFA) and Awak m(UFA) if we get Phee. Chen is a change of pace point. #WNBA #PB5

England v Argentina. Winner gets the Falkland Islands.

Everything he touches dies.

I don’t have much interaction on my page as it’s usually just commenting on WNBA and other controversies. So here’s my ask: give me a song that I’ve probably never heard of that absolutely blows you away. I’ll start— Clay Pigeons by the great Blaze Foley. youtu.be/uM3YROq_cLY?...

The #DallasWings need to make their alternate uniforms the primary… Now back to telling people Paige is better… #5>22

MAGA - I’m an originalist. Don’t mess with my guns. I do not care what they meant, it’s what they wrote. Also MAGA - Well that’s not what they meant regarding citizenship so I have an interpretation.

Three things that piss me off every day. Not appreciating Mitch Hedberg John Prine or Warren Zevon when they were still with us. God fucking dammit three of the most talented Americans ever.

Hey now – Jess Shepard is an all star. Please vote accordingly #wings #wnba #JessShepard

The votes are in… #wnba #wings

Paige is everything Caitlyn sycophants think Caitlyn is.

My new shirt… #Wnba #wings

This is the #wings best five. If Maddy is hitting from the outside, which she will when left wide open, they are so hard to defend. #wnba

Former JMU Duke footballer. Go Dukes. Go @libradunn1.bsky.social.

The #DallasWings defense is bad. I don’t know to fix This was not individual problem. No one is switching, getting through picks, or where they need to be on the help side. Miles would get wide open layups every time down court. This is a systemic problem that requires a systemic change.

Happy TACO Tuesday!

Umm… @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social, his wife’s sister or his brother’s wife?

Look if I were running back for the Seahawks I also could’ve not scored a touchdown, but if I were the kicker, there’s a good chance I would not have made all five of those field goals and both extra points. The kicker should have been MVP.

Who knew the caddy from Happy Gilmore II could sing and dance.

Hey @mcuban.bsky.social how about a little love for the JMU Dukes. Maybe start one of those go fund me things the Bills always do.

So what time do the Ravens interview McDermott?

I rarely drive steamboats. - the great Mitch Hedberg

With Bregman gone, can we now retire 2 for Remy’s contributions both on and off the field. Few were more impactful to the @redsox.com organization for so long. @tcaron.bsky.social

P4: JMU and all G5 teams do not deserve a playoff bids. Look at their schedules! Also P4: Let’s make sure we cancel that home game vs JMU so we don’t lose. @chrisvannini.com @nauerbach.com

Cool story. I’ll read it tomorrow.

My New Year’s resolution is to improve my relationship with God. If I can get to the point where he will let me know who he’s rooting for in sporting events, I can make a shit ton of money at Vegas because he’s always right.

#TextsFromMyDaughter

Through three quarters vs Oregon: JMU: 289 yards, 20 points. Texas Tech: 193 yards, 0 points.

First quarter yards versus Oregon: JMU 128 Texas Tech -2

Just so I understand, Lane Kiffin left a team with a very solid chance to win a National Championship this year to go somewhere he thinks he can win a National Championship?

Word in the street is Lane Kiffen is waiting to see what Chesney does and will probably end up at JMU if it becomes open.

Humiliating yourself on an international stage in order to distract people from the Epstein files was an interesting play…

Win or lose, #Wings have to make a coaching change tomorrow right?

So I’ve decided to waive my no trade clause.

The #Wings did something very hard to do tonight. Never trailed Won by double digits. Beat one of the best teams in the league. And yet-still convinced every single fan of theirs that the coach needs to be fired.

Today’s #Whaler.

If you stack 3,789,371,520,000 sheets of staples paper it will reach the moon. Give or take a sheet or two.