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Contrary to the words of Don’t Worry Baby, everything will NOT turn out alright. RIP to a legend.

>me >land law exam >didn’t study, felt confident >failed >badly >so did everyone else >exam was atrociously written, completely off syllabus >everyone complained to students department >eventually everyone got bumped 10% to compensate >I passed >moral of the story: uh

my favourite skeet of recent times

Norman Spinrad kind of answered this question in The Void Captain’s Tale

I’m not religious but i believe in the holy trinity.

>"stop orange fascism" >"my grandpa fought *against* the Soviets" You sure you meant "stop"?

The two wolves inside me

Fair winds and following seas, Captain Ramsey. Gene Hackman 1930-2025

The fuck you mean “2”, 1 never happened

What is the coolest shot in movies? Duh.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my gal pals here. To my rude dudes, apologies for the way I swing. The very best of days to you too though. May you all “make peace with Shai-Hulud” 🍆 or “have enough water to change the face of Arrakis” 🌮

Broke: the president is Donald Trump Woke: the president is Elon Musk Bespoke: the president is Lil Grimes X

Straight up rawdogging this hotpot. No dips, no sauces, no seasonings. In the broth, swirl, out of broth, eat. No mucking about.

My extremely specific preferred film genre is "pulling into orbit"

I don't have the money for roids and ozempic

Is Wolf Hall a good name for a schlong?

Where is Dune: Part Two? Was it successful? Did it win any Golden Globes?

We failed you, Data.

To my homies still stuck in 2024: 2025 is kinda neat, come on over when you’re ready

Amerika je Holandije

#filmsky 2024 recap: First film: The Beekeeper Last film: Conclave Best film: Dune Part Two Worst film: Borderlands

Tonight you will be visited by three Fremen

~ UPGRADE ME TO FIRST CLASS ~

When I say Dune: Part Two changed my life, I mean in ways like I no longer have any trouble deciding what movie to watch on TV. It’s always going to be Padding— SIKE it’s DUNE: PART TWO

I got a hair cut As in a hair cut my nail nearly in half How

Masterful gambit, Mr. Musky Elongus sir

I missed the feeling of seeing Dune P2 for the first time and the algorithm found me a photo I hadn’t seen before. Shai-Hulud is generous with his blessings.

Magnificent

🇰🇷 it was all a 36 year dream…… ⚔️

Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history. #filmsky

21/11/2024 The first day this year I’m hearing a certain woman croon about what she wants for Christmas

ARE YOU ON BLUESKY OR ARE YOU ON XITTER

Today I was greeted by an enthusiastic dog whose owner restrained him and said “no no, you don’t know him” YES I DO HE IS MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, LET HIM SAY HELLO

It's really nice here without the incessant crypto ads, porn bots, and Nazis.