Pran

Pran

@prannon.bsky.social

39 | M | Escaped Texan in Canada Profile & Banner: @meroaw.bsky.social Linux Engineer, Lapsed SRE, Ticket Muncher and Technology Generalist. I rest from cyberspace in my garden and kitchen. J'étudie le français, dessine, et pratique le banjo!

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It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I regret to inform that normality delivered me back to my hotel. The hotel has return from its vacation and denied me access to my room. It said something about my insincere devotion to vitesse. I denied all association with speed and eventually confined

Woah I fell asleep there. How did I get back in my room? Why is the shower running? Where'd all this smoke come from?

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I'm hallucinating. What is an apple? What is an orange? Does anyone really know? Does anyone really care? Can I ask AI to hallucinate for me about the similarities of apples and oranges? I want to stop thinking and I can't stop drinking oil.

There's a werewolf in this restauration. I sidled up to them and asked if we could fuck in the bathroom but it asked me what an orange was and I can't answer. I'm hallucinating too hard and I cannot tell an orange from an apple. I have sulked off to the bathroom by myself. The oil demands.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I drank some of the motor oil the plane gave me yesterday, and then I stood on a plinth for 30 minutes and screamed at the top of my lungs about The War. I don't know what The War really represents and I can't remember what front I served on. Maybe it's a memory from a jerk in this rapid place.

I passed out. I can't drink motor oil. I've somehow ended up at the motor oil restauration. I can't stop drinking motor oil.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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The hotel I'm in is conspicuously silent to me. No morning shower rituals, no back talk, no awkward attempts at sass. I've come to find out that the hotel is on vacation and is inhabiting a rental cottage somewhere else in the world. This pleases me, some I'm sure some tourist is being terrorized.

There's a pyramid in this rapid town. Not the fishing kind either. I've been told that people scheme there. It radiates a particularly toxic normal particle which I'm glad to avoid.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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Did I sleep for a thousand years? How did I end up at this pizza place? What is pizza to these people? I should have drank the motor oil.

I managed to drink some motor oil and I have restored some sanity to my being. The restoration occurred in a restauration and was, characteristically, quite rapid. I'm back in my hotel which has so far asked me no questions. I'm hoping that there are no weird shower rituals waiting for me.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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This might be the fastest place I've ever been. I blinked once and at least a million life times of jerks passed through my perception and then were gone again. Something in the water. I feel sleepy.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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What a lovely old man of a plane! It was so grateful to me for being willing to take the next flight that it gave me a throne for a seat. I was the king of the aircraft. I asked for coffee, and it gave me 53 gallons of coffee. Except it wasn't coffee, it was cough syrup flavored motor oil.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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New airport, new eef and greef, new midmosas and new gerts to Maxx. This pteral flight has a stomach ache and doesn't want to try too hard, but I was feeling generous and volunteered to take the next flight just in case it needed to recover from its sniffles. I might get to Maxx more gerts!

Ok, the plane felt up to it, so no more gertmaxxing for me. Let's see what THIS pteral's awkward personality is like.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I tried to insist that I wasn't a kobold and that this seeming ritual didn't apply for me but it wouldn't have it. I vibrated loudly while the motor ran. I suppose I can look on the bright side. I found the pulsations of water shadows on the shower floor interesting.

I need to comment on this building desperately crying for help which I saw yesterday. Bro, you need a doctor bro? Where is the building doctor?

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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The building I stayed in this weekend was really grumpy for no reason. Whenever I wanted to take a shower it proceeded to start up a gas motor set in the bathroom. I asked it why there was a gas motor in the bathroom and it said something about kobold supplication.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I was almost overwhelmed by normal particles in the not yet Christmas but fuck you store. The AI art seared itself into my eyes. All I can see is Christmas. No wonder this town needed a restauration for the jerks.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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We found a machine that serves a "green" "drink." The drink appeared unusual and I figured that might keep the normal particles at bay. The machine hated me. I asked it for a drink and it said "fuck you" and threw errors at me before refusing to take my money. Then it made the drink anyway.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I'm going to drink every last drop of water at this water storage. Though now that I think about it, I might get yelled at by a jerk for not leaving them any, so maybe I won't do that. Man, I knew I should've gone to the car restauration that serves fresh men.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I find myself in a Not Mexican "tijuana" restauration. There are jerk refugees here and they are too shell shocked to share their stories. I'm too scared to pry. I drink my drink in passive acceptance of the world changing around me.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I'm starting to feel the normal particles seeping back into my awareness. I feel dirty, infected somehow. I must resolve this before it's too late. Maybe if I go to the jerk restauration they can restore my abnormality.

Well, we went to go and be jerks but for whatever reason the place where jerks go to eat was a massive crater right in the middle of "Eat" "Street". We tried asking questions but the human guard just glared at us and said nothing. I felt my snoot really out of place.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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I was about to have to endure the Normal and Not At All Unusual restauration when out of the corner of my eye I spotted MEAT TIME. OH I'M RESCUED. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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Yeah that midmosa was quite mid and now I need to complete my inoculation against normality with a mid rose. Yes, this will keep the normal cooties at bay when I stuff mid and west Wiener in my face.

Ok I'm fully inoculated. I think I can manage the normality. Now I just need to wait to board the flying device. I'm told this particular device is kind to passengers...

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

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My mimosa wasn't quite mid enough, so I insisted they charge me an extra three dollars to make it extra mid. That's the stuff.

It's time for mid 15 dollar mimosas from the airport's eef and greef. I can set up my regerts in advance before I arrive at the Normal Place.

If I really wanted to gertmaxx I could order eef from "The Klunge" which seems to emanate an "odor" I might associate with food, but I think I'll save my face for later wieners at the Normal and Not At All Unusual restauration.

Torhnu (also called Thorn) has only two ears and one good eye due to a very invasive brain surgery in years past. She has a prosthetic eye that can clip into place on her face. Here we see her waking in the "morning."

It's hard to capture true colors of traditional pieces. :/ Anyway, I retook this scan and this looks much better. Have Kaskedhir again.

Pran@prannon.bsky.social

Kaskhedir Farfris

Construct engineer, and general "Making Things" subject matter expert. Someone's telling him their ideas and he's just like "yeah? yeah? Uh huh. Yeah? Neat! Tell me more." Dorky, nerdy, a little attitude in his domain, a little awkward outside of it.

I'm that lady from the one TNG episode with the pre-warp civ who decided "actually we're not ready," and she was so exasperated she was like "TAKE ME WITH YOU" to Picard and he was like "yeah sure."