Princess

Took an uber today, and was sitting in the backseat of some big dude's car as he listened to a couple of (male) radio hosts having what was seemingly meant to be a light-hearted and "entertaining" chat about the Cornell 7 So that sure was a thrilling ride, let me tell you :/

Oh, but at least we had something to distract us during our half hour wait with no cell phone service or wifi - a case of the hiccups so oddly strong that each one actually *hurt* our throat

The day didn't get any better, either, as we arrived for our appointment an hour early, feeling physically nauseous. Then, more than an hour later, we got to sit in a room with zero cell service for half an hour so that our doctor could insist to us that muscle relaxers are practically useless

She prescribed nothing, and told us our neck should probably feel better on its own within the next ten weeks so long as I kept using heat pads and excercise

Anyone else know exactly what they'd do if they got 3 wishes? Mine would be 1. All cis men shall have their gender flipped to Girl 2. All women shall be attracted to other women 3. Everyone should be given their ideal form (Joking. Or not. Who knows? Guess you'll find out if I ever get 3 wishes)

Bit continues to be my favorite vampire movie of all time ...It's also, like, one of only a handful I've watched in my entire life, but still! Favorite of all time

I have decided... to be silly Why? 'Cause why not

Important note: Skirts Go Spinny When You Twirl

Randomly remembering how, back when I played Pokemon Go, I gave all my clefairy lesbian names, like LesBeGalPals and Cantthnkstr8. There was also StealingUrGF, DngrouslyGay... And the Jigglypuffs were also gay, with names like LesBeInLove - I even had a wigglytuff named LesBeAnArmy Good times~

Hey you! The random girl reading this! You *checks notes* are *doesn't need to check notes* cute

...I may be far too easily amused by my own jokes Oh well!

Thinking about gender bender yuri right now... It has become easier to find over time, and some of them are even actually good... I will say I personally don't particularly like the ones that get into realistic dysphoria. Ones where the characters remain more or less unfazed are a mixed bag

Gender Bender stories that lean into dysphoria, though, often feel less like the MC got turned into a girl and more like the MC has become a trans dude. And even if they avoid that, they can still trigger just... general discomfort to read through because of the dysphoria

Don't get me wrong - I'm actually glad stories that explore dysphoria exist. It's something more people could stand to learn how to emphasize with But I know about and have enough dysphoria already and do not personally wanna read about people having dysphoria while in a body I wish I could have DX

my favorites are the ones where the characters slowly come to accept their new selves - preferably with a lot of help from their lesbian love interest. Bonus points if there are indications that they may have just been an egg. Even more if it's explicit

And if you're wondering why I don't like the ones with dysphoria, it's because gender bender tales were originally a way for egg-me to fantasize about turning into a girl in a way that "wasn't my fault" more or less. I enjoy the fantasy, and want to see them coming to like their new form

Princess reposted

I'm a lesbian

This Princess (System) Demands You Drink Water (No one in this system drinks any water that isn't fizzy and sweet though....)

Sighing sadly because the only gay bar I'm in any way familiar with in my area is No Longer Gay Straight girls started coming there to get away from straight men - and then straight guys started showing up, because they knew that's where all the straight women were, and next thing you know.. *sigh*

it was, ultimately, a short term solution that accomplished nothing except for the place no longer even trying to brand itself as a gay bar DX

Kinda think it would be nice if there were bars where flirting just wasn't allowed, full stop. Plenty of ace/aro people like to get drinks, I'm sure, and then the straight girls trying to avoid being hit on by guys could go there instead of a gay bar where they'll get hit on by lesbians instead

I don't blame straight girls from wanting to get away from guys, tbh - excluding the ones who'd get upset/annoyed/insulted when lesbians flirted with them - but like...

I know I'm disabled. I know it for a fact to be true - to the point where even the US federal government was forced to admit it But I still feel like such a fraud sometimes, because my disability is "only" depression and anxiety and so many others manage to struggle through the same, and... *sigh*

Not working has done *so much* for me, in terms of being able to handle my depression and anxiety... and yet, even still, I'll sometimes spend hours in bed staring at the ceiling, or start breaking down over every little thing. I'm often scared just to go outside. Sometimes it's *so much worse*

I can't even treat writing - my actual passion - as a job without burning out, and last time *that* happened I couldn't write again for a literal year and a half So yeah. I'm disabled. Even if it still feels really weird to say it... Hopefully I get over that one day? #disability #impostersyndrome

There's nothing about me that screams "she frequently started to idly think about how it might honestly be worth getting horribly injured in this factory if it meant leaving work right this minute, because she feels so trapped and desperate and depressed and scared a d ahahaha"

You can even spend a fair amount of time talking to me and not even realize there's anything going on inside us! (Because yes, there's four of us in here - and yet we didn't even realize that until long after all the other stuff had gotten us on disability)

I think a big part of it is that the portrayal of disability in the media is honestly pretty narrow? Even when it's not portrayed as something purely physical it's usually something Big and Dramatic and oh so easy to notice at a glance

Depression isn't flash. People can't just look at me and think "oh, that girl had one job where she had to call an ambulance like 3 times in the 4 or 5 months she worked there because she kept getting panic attacks

...I don't think this has come up before, and it's quite likely never to come up again, but for the record... When we say we have no desire whatsoever to oggle at a man with boobs, we are - of course - talking about trans *men*

I don't care how classically femme you do or don't look, the moment you declare yourself to be a man you've lost me. I will never look at you the same again (And By "you" I mostly mean "your boobs" in this case. Though I suppose there's also the fact that I'll be thinking of you a man from then on)

I wanna flirt with another woman until she goes weak in the knees, turning into a stammering and blushing face and can hardly even look at me And then I want to give her my discord username and go to sleep, and not need to worry about whether she'd send an invite until moening But for now Nini

@charleskeener.bsky.social

Plz Remember: Girls (Including Any Who Happen to be Reading This - and Yes, that *Does* include you, incredulous girl who is pointing at yourself!) Are Girls And Girls (Yes, *still* including you, hypothetical girl who CANNOT Believe What is Happening Right Now) Are Cute So there~

Princess reposted

Charles Keener

Torturing my gf by telling her I refuse to ship a cis dude named Yuri with anyone It's mostly a joke, but I *am* legitimately over here grumbling about needlessly confusing ship names

I am, of course, referring to Tales of Vesperia. My GF ships Yuri and Flynn and wanted me to put them in the party together, but I put them on opposite sides of the team lineup instead~ ....Okay, technically Flynn was *3rd* because I didn't wanna risk the game actually making me play him But stil)

Thinking about the intricicies of sexuality, and how one's placement on the kinsey scale *can* shift over time, but also how a lot of people are actively disincentivized to really explore that because after a lifetime of being told your gayness is a phase or to just give this one dude a chance-

BUT STILL! It still sucks - both for those who *do* want to explore, and for society as a whole since it just makes it that much harder to really have any proper discussions about sexuality

(...Honestly, the same can be said about gender, but imagining myself as anything but a girl is just asking for dysphoria so I don't particularly wanna get into that)

All that said, I honestly, truly and fully *cannot* imagine myself ever liking dudes. Nor do I ever have any particular urge to. Like. No offense to men, but the idea of ever being one has *always* kinda icked me out?

Like to the point where I honestly thought I might have some form of internalized homophobia going on for a bit... Before I realized I was a girl, and a lesbian, and actually just *really* don't like guys at all for whatever reason

-I can't really imagine myself even *wanting* to explore the possibility that I might ever be less than a lesbillion on a 0-6 scale Even if I *did* decide to explore in that direction, I'd be afraid to ever really share my findings for fear that it's just going to get twisted about by homophobes

It's 6:09 AM Do *you* know where your bed is?

...It is 4:20 AM and I am feeling a ltitle loopy... Should probably brush my teeth and go to bed >,<

New Miracle Drug Discovered! Scientists call it "estrogen" - a substance first discovered in Guinea Pigs, but since understood to also appear within human beings! Scientists say it can giv e you tits, combat depression, and even make you more attractive to lesbians! Critics reported... Uh...

BUT STILL! Literally everyone else in the world should call their doctors today, and ask if Estrogen is right for them! If the answer is yes, that's wonderful! You can get a prescription right away!

If the answer is no, though... Well, that's okay too! All you need to do is find another doctor and get on estrogen *today!*

-why said critics are being such crybabies. Current hypothesis within the scientific community vary wildly, with some people saying "yeah, some idiots are just like that" and others claiming that they simply live in ignorance

Obviously, as a totally unbiased journalist who is not at all driven by a desire to see more tits in the world, I personally hold the only correct opinion: Clearly they should all try estrogen today! In fact, everyone should! (Except the trans mascs, they already tried that shit and hated it)