Procrastinator2

After a daring heist in broad daylight at the Louvre Museum in Paris, the French authorities waste no time in putting their best man on the case!

Breaking news: Pope loses will to live after conversation with JD Vance In other news: Vatican couches appear to be unharmed after inspection

Question they should ask trump at the next press conference: “Where do you think Hitler went wrong and what are you trying to do differently this time?”

The difference between crazy and eccentric is a shitload of money

Whenever I get a replacement car, I delete all the old phones from the onboard computer - Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

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Does a butterfly remember that it was once a caterpillar?

This is hilarious! 😂

Can’t we just skip winter this year? I’m really not in the mood…

Traffic on our beloved Bluesky has surged 500% since the election. More than 1 million users are launching new accounts on Bluesky every day. Can you feel the love and excitement on this innovative, dynamic social network? On the Bluesky user counter website, you can watch this social media…

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New artsy fountain near where I live and although I’ve been an adult for quite some time now, the only thing going through my mind right now is “bet I can get to the middle without getting me shoes wet” 😅

Okay, it’s a nice seeing so may pics of cats and dogs, but am I the only one missing the existential dread? 😟

It’s great being on an app where I don’t have to block an add every 30 seconds 😅

We are all wired the same way 😉

This should be on every app and who knows, maybe this time I’m the first 😄

Coming to this app feels like the movie “Vanilla Sky” and by that I mean it’s like being in a nice dream and meeting old friends but anticipating a nightmare with all the horrors that are coming our way 🫤