Professor Plink

Not the book to use for establishing a moral baseline!

Absence of evidence IS evidence of absence when one would expect evidence for that thing to be in abundance. Like a god who supposedly can and does interact with the physical world regularly. Yet, absolutely no proof of any such interaction exists.

And the only reason religious people hold to any of this is because they are told to and threatened with hell if they don't. Which means they aren't good people. They are bad people on a leash.

For the "it takes more faith to be an atheist" crowd!

And is super concerned about how much skin is on the tip of your p*nis. Despite the fact that, apparently, god put it there in the first place.

What saddens me the most here is that a ton of people won't even get this. because Ace Ventura is considered an "old movie" at this point.

That about the easiest question to answer ever! It's like, "Where do I even start?"

There is no hate like christian love.

Indoctrination has many steps. All of them terrible.

Gotta maintain that patriarchy!

As all cultures have always done. But of all the thousands of times magical fairy tales have been made up to explain the natural, non-magical world around us, YOUR fairy tale got it absolutely right. Sure, pal.

Too good not to share.

But you have to understand, they only ignore the parts that limit their ability to do whatever they want. They aren't going to ignore the parts that give them presumed authority over others. Come on! It's not like religious people actually GAF about you!

As I've always said, religion thrives where education dies.

"Oh, yuck! I think I stepped in something!" *looks* "Eww! It's Frank Turek!"

No, you were high and that guy's name was Tyrone.

The Japanese are living in the best timeline.

Well, the bible is mostly a collection of vaguely psychotic stories about explicitly moronic or depraved people.

They know, deep down, that there is no god. They just suppress the truth in their unrighteousness.

Because American christianity itself is empty, mean-spirited, and dishonest. (Everything is soulless because souls don't exist)

How does it feel to know that you have wasted your life even moreso than the average believer?

They've got the right idea.

Eh, I dunno. Serial killers tend to have very specific targets. Yahweh mass-murders and genocides rather indiscriminately.

The first time I heard the story of Abraham and Issac, I was like "Seriously, WTF? And this is suppose to be a happy story and a behavior that should be emulated? You're his MF'ing father, you sick f*ck!" The saddest part, however, is that I remained in that faith for another two decades.

If parents waited until a child reached the age of 13 to introduce them to religion and let them decide for themselves if they wanted to believe in it or not, all organized religion would die out in a single generation.

I'll sleep in, save my money, and we'll both end up going to the exact same place when we die. Nowhere.

"It's an older meme, but it checks out!"

They forgot the hyphen. It's "Spider-Man." Everyone always forgets the hyphen.

The imaginary man in the sky always seems to get the credit, but never the blame. Interesting, that.

Credit where it is due, and it is absolutely never due to god. Fictional characters don't get credit.

And their make-believe friend is also a sociopath.

They always ask why we demand evidence for something spiritual. Well, because faith alone is NOT a reliable path to truth. Faith alone is how you end up believing bulls#!t.

Most questions and challenges to the christian faith are ultimately responded to with "But...magic!"

#facts

Nah, corndogs are tasty and fun. Jesus was yucky and sad.

Nonsensical woo may not be as harmful as organized religion, but it's at least as stupid.

Atheism is the default state of being. You had to be told god exists, likely when you were young and impressionable.

"That's a nice soul you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it."

Off is not a TV channel. Bald is not a hair color. How many times do we have to explain this?

Take that, JC!

The founding fathers could not have been more clear about it.

And then waddled back to Antarctica once they landed.

Good thing he doesn't really exist.

Even though they do tent to treat her like crap and refuse to tip.

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Well, I wouldn't say "thank god", but otherwise accurate.

No wonder they hate the idea of women having agency over their own bodies. Their entire worldview is predicated on it!

Said every conservative christian ever.

Sometimes it's good to burn bridges.

Waaaaay more trustworthy.