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rolling my eyes out the back of my head as I hear someone say they gave up food with added sugar and then immediately follow that up by describing their favorite cereal which is sweetened with honey

another green world is a good album man eno was really cooking on that one

Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"

thinking I should make a website that just documents every celebrity that's been in a gambling ad

these are bad times but the lowdown season 2 is here and that's not nothing

sophie's iconic choice

when you realize too late that the model size and the environment don't quite match up

Every day I feel this more than the last.

Tired of having a job...

(me wishing on the monkey's paw to be in a paul verhoeven movie one day)

sometimes before bed we'll throw on a random old simpsons episode and this stupid joke completely killed me youtu.be/WG2g-JHohB0

when someone asks a question you don't know the answer to, always start with "that's a great question" to distract from the fact that you are a dumbass for not knowing the answer

I'm fed up with this world

good website alert: wizardelectronics.com

well I've ordered a mister box for the old crt I got at an estate sale so I guess I'm one of those guys now

plz ban showing betting odds during sports broadcasts I'm begging you. I will donate money to someone running in this that is my level of desperation.

RIP to the greatest cat there's ever been and ever will be

n-gage, mobile console, print ad (2003) archive.org/details/Comp...

This is the lowest form of posting

If you ever want to be scolded on the internet, tell people you use the native apps on your tv

guys will watch the intro to street hawk and say "hell yeah" www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c_-...

you love to see it

the six month timer has expired and my cat has rediscovered the bed that's been there for him the whole time

kinda worried the phillies are Cooked

kinda just ready for it to happen already

fat bear season is HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Zr...

they are saying movies are back and only now will I agree youtu.be/hF7vGlfTg6w

just got a woke fortune

I'm thinking about how Portrait of a Lady on Fire is good as hell

"Great" is truly a load-bearing adjective

when I see tipping discourse

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they take everything from us

lol this headline www.engadget.com/2199962/meta...

People will use the word "hack" to describe any creator they think sucks but that's not what it means. You can be a shitty artist and not a hack and I will die on this pedantic hill

Big things happening on the Phillies broadcast

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