Patrick Williams

“I don’t do politics” is a privilege. It’s neutrality that protects power. It’s the false belief that if you keep your head down, it won’t touch you. Not speaking up about these horrors is complicity.Say something. Post something. Use your voice before it’s fucking too late. Fuck ICE. Abolish ICE.

Jane Goodall offers sage advice for the rest of us. #3E

And he’s a fucking Nazi

Your Mental Health comes before EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.

I am 44 years old & have been playing cuisine Russian roulette for the better part of two decades. I’ve always left satisfied & smiling, ever looking towards my next date with destiny. That streak ended late last night in despair & desolation. I bid you adieu, forever, gas station hot dog.

Just a reminder that yesterday House Republicans voted UNANIMOUSLY to give Donald Trump the power to deport US Citizens like you and me. This is a dictatorship and yall need to wake the fuck up and fight for your freedoms. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!?

They went from “Biden is weaponizing the justice system to stop Trump!” To “Yay Trump is weaponizing the justice system to silence anyone who follows the constitution!”

This should be obvious!

16 year old:I failed my test Me: you tried your best 16: I got distracted by a dog outside and rushed everything Me: happens to the best of us

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

Hey Governor of Utah @spencercox.bsky.social you’re not an inclusive kind guy passing this pride flag 🏳️‍🌈 ban. It’s actually really embarrassing how much you talk about kindness and inclusivity, yet all your actions and bills you pass are full of hate and prejudice. I’m embarrassed to be a Utahn.

Lfg!

I’ve watched every single episode of Severance and every single time I finish an episode I say “what the fuck is goin on” and I still have no idea.

Feel like Al Green is the only person who truly understood the assignment tonight.

Mob boss in the fucking oval house. What a disgrace

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

I’m 6 years sober today. Not that anyone cares. But that’s cool.

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

i would do anything for love except date or be emotionally vulnerable

All sex is choke sex when you’re being strangled by the invisible hand of capitalism

When someone says "You do You" I always think they are just telling you to go fuck yourself, politely.

Dating in your thirties is fun --because you get to tell strangers intimate parts of your past --to help them decide that you're staying single.

You can trust me, I'm not even paying attention.

Just fuckin have queen Beyonce do every single halftime show foreverrrrrr! What a performance🔥🔥🔥👏🏼👏🏼 #beyonce

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together

Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way, do a home exchange where I end up in a rinky dinky cottage in the UK with no souls around except for one very very fine woman who obviously is the sister of the home owner and falls in love with me bc I’m so irresistible.

It's almost 2023 and we still don't have that get you ready in the morning tunnel thingy The Jetson's had. It's like no one's even trying. *there were some downsides to the tunnel. No snooze function, same hairstyle every day, same clothes. The tunnel was far too rigid for my liking.

My Teenager asked me, "How come you're not one of those outdoorsy or fix it type dad's?" & now he needs a new place to live.

“𝑖 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦” thanks i have more

It might be!

Raise your hand if you’ve ever stayed in a toxic workplace because you couldn’t afford to be uninsured? 🙋🏻‍♂️

Sending proir authorization, denied claims, collections & prayers to United Health Care’s CEOs family

I wish single people got a yearly wrap up on their dating life like they do on Spotify: • You banged nine 4’s and one soft 7 • You frequented PornHub at noon daily • You’ve spent $148 on Plan B • Time invested in toxic relationships: 87 days, 14 hrs, 6 mins, 20 seconds

Genie: you get 3 wishes Me: *wishes for more wishes* Genie: you can't do that Me: can I wish for more Genies? Genie: *checks rulebook* son of a..

My favorite part about Black Friday is where I go to Costco and find an amazing parking spot & sit there with my reverse lights on

ME: [handing over my Christmas list] Here you go. DAD: Son, grow up, you’re 40 years old ME: [already walking away] 🙄 DAD: This is just a list of cereals.

Fingers crossed, but I think this is a big year for my Purell gravy recipe.

Be sure to bring up politics at thanksgiving dinner with your family this week. It’s going to save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips!

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato

I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes.

Kids in Samoa died because RFK jr had tested out his vaccine theories there. Vaccines are incredibly important to herd immunity and not just protecting yourself and your family, but it's important to the entire community. This isn't a personal choice issue, it's a Public Health issue.

This place is way cooler than twitter. I don’t have porn and only fans influencers popping up every 10 seconds.

Seriously 😒

Being single is great and all, but I’m ready for someone to go through my phone while I’m sleeping at night.

Nothing makes me feel more divorced & single than listing my mom as my emergency contact🙄.

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