Cappin Murica

The Packers have a plan like Dutch Van der Linde and I hate it. Play to your damned advantages with whoever's healthy. Entire sides of the field were wide open. F*ck.

Full weekend recap: Brewers and Badgers:✅ Packers and Bucks:❌

"Power" is actually repulsive.

AI rap videos don't take into account super simple things like at some point the thing has to...idk, breathe. So dumb.

It's been however many years and the sole thing I could give Elon Musk a thumbs up for is recognizing the Torchlight series being better than Diablo. Which, to be clear, does not outweigh the rest, but it's more than Donald has.

You don't just replace Cooper with Buckner. I don't see it. Would be cool, but...nah.

Dudes will position themselves like they have a chance against a bear(unarmed) and would have trouble with an opossum, and I just wish they had the brain cells to accept it. It's genuinely goofy and dangerous. That's my whole take. Didn't even take 15,008 words. 😑

I'm still laughing at these refs the past couple weeks. #gopackgo

That game got point shaved to hell and back, but a win is a win. #gopackgo

We're so back. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?! #gopackgo

If you're ok with using Unc knowing it was a slave term, go ahead. Ain't got nothing to do with me.

Not sure "sir, stop talking about women and children like you want relations with them" was a green flag to reveal how much he was obsessed with dude's butts, but he sure took it that way.

Why wouldn't they pay the Jan. 6th terrorists if they're still paying people to show up for his dementia ramblings. 🫤

AI? SI? Try AH. Artificial Hoax. Anti Human. Lazy. Stupid. Yeet it all.

When was Russia ever socialist, let alone communist? N. Korea's a dictatorship too. What the actual f*ck do we fight every day but fat self entitled nepo pos thieves?

Had an awesome idea for an art project, but I'd need a palma 3 with the stylus to do it. Oh well.

There isn't a repopulation problem, MAGA just shot all the kids. 🫤

Nationalism....it's good for sports sometimes, I guess.

🧹🧹🧹🧹. Got 'em back. Finally. Good sh*t. #broooooers

"What if Home Improvement was a sports show?" - whoever keeps pushing Pat McAfee

PACs are why 6ix 9ine had a #1 song. We need viable candidates, not gaslit neocon cosplay because they hate the same neighbors you do. Idjit.

Ok, we'll compromise. Burning crucifixions for terrorist rent a thugs ICE, and every "elected" Trumper. Should keep the smell down a little from just magas in general.

The called it predictive market because degenerate gamblers wasn't cute enough.

If a studio couldn't trust me to not talk about a movie I'd walk. F*ck 'em. That's just shady from the jump. Gimme the whole script or burn it.

Noon kickoff for Packers/Bears is so disrespectful.

"Can my bro win the Rocket League game?" "HOLY SUPER BOWL MAC AND CHEESE! NO WAY! YOUR TEAMMATES WILL ALWAYS BE AHH."

We took the worst of science fiction from the 50s/60s and 80s and made it our reality. Are the kids in LA and SD schools practicing hiding under their desks for bomb strikes yet? When do they learn between that and shooting drills? Half starved and tired from repetitious homework all night. So MAGA.

Biopic sequel is a new term I didn't know I disliked this much.

Wtf do you mean, "side"? There's no... if one of em already f*cked off to Dubai it's kind like...yeah. F*ck you. #cornell

Launching brooms into the lake. Can't have sh*t.

Can we not drag this out any longer than we need to? #Brewers

I think I might bite on the psp 3. Looks neat.

On to the Bears. 😮‍💨

Can't we just have one normal game? 🙄

Saturdays are for the K.K. jam sesh.

How long til he forgets he was ever president? We should parade him around while he drools and screams about totally random sh*t and tries to grab little girls. ...Or just throw him in a hole and tell him "here's what the world really thinks of you" and weld the door shut.

Don't tell him about Tex-Mex food. He'll try to call it Tex-America food.

Pick one republican candidate anywhere that is a more viable candidate than their democratic opponent. Now say sike or you're just a liar.

The #Packers might beat the Dolphins this year? Trying to find something worth looking forward to this season. 🫤

The first time I actually saw Charlie Kirk he was calling a dolphin fetus human, so I never understood why anyone ever listened to anything else he said.

Do the Brewers crash out against SD or LA? The exciting conclusion to the 2026 MLB season is almost here. Stay tuned. To them, not me.

If you don't get hazard pay for rewatching a Packers game....wow.

Football isn't even a good weekly distraction when your team's butt. 😑

Nice try. Still not getting me to watch the cowboys. Bungles and lolHawks get the one of us award this week.