Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq.

italians are so full of shit. imagine the blind stupidity it takes to claim you invented both noodles and the concept of putting toppings on bread

why don't they just do rocket launches at night when the space is out

"I understand you're trying your best, but it's important that you realize your best sucks"

I am 99% sure the duffers used sora to render vecna

I do not give a shit about your company's year-end-review of how I used your app

bet you $1,000,000 that gambling is stupid

TIL you can actually finesse the game “hungry hungry hippos.” my 5yo is livid

I don’t dislike bagels; they’re just stupid

more interviewers need to slip in a quick “loser says no comment” at the end of their questions

good on the stranger things kids for negotiating such nice salaries ‘cause no one is watching that show for the awkward weirdo actors

john carroll lynch is either an amazing actor or an actual murderer

“can you paint with all the colors of the wind?” oh, the wind. you mean the thing that’s most famous for being invisible?

fish are stupid

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. also the ones you do take. man, you suck at this

stop giving your kids stupid names

well, yeah. when you don't have an answer to a simple question, you get tired of hearing it futurism.com/artificial-i...

I have ai psychosis psychosis. I'm being driven mad by the influx of hot takes on ai psychosis

why the FUCK are commercials just some asshole rando shooting a selfie now

sometimes you're just the "before" person in an informercial

it's time we talked about the elephant in the room: young NBA players are ugly as hell

saw a woman wearing pants and yelled "my culture is not your costume!"

the flat earther conspiracy theory is real. there's no such thing as flat earthers

I’ve been waiting so long to strap a bunch of electronic shit to my face

guys we’re doing this the stupid way. let’s outsource all the kids to china and then just ship ‘em back once they’re potty trained

bruh did you know you can just say anything is a human right? it literally costs nothing!

wait 'til they all find out tallow causes autism 🤯

proof that the WHOLE of the movie was true

"guh! it stinks in here! why aren't you breathing through your mouth?" "because I'd rather smell this room than taste it"

that email you just told chatgpt to write used enough water to keep a chinese orphan clean for nine seconds. still think AI is rizz now?

silicon valley circa july 2027: "oh shit we should've tried making an AI that actually DOES something!"

WTF even is 9-1-1 people.com/mark-consuel...

talk about lazy. hey greeks build some new shit

they took the stuff from a pumpkin spice latte and made a pie out of it waaaaat

guys I just patented the idea of arranging items one after the other. I call it a "list" and apple & microsoft owe me billions now

fun fact: children born after the premiere of stranger things are already eligible for retirement

tofu is made by emotionally abusing plants. your move, vegans

an oscar for casting is like an olympic medal for coaching

when your face has a good side and your hair has a good side, but they're not the same side...

seeing a remote coworker in the office is like seeing your homeroom teacher at the mall

I think someone microwaved a fart in here

cronuts are fine, but don't announce to the office that you're bringing donuts and then bring cronuts instead. we live in a society, people

I know it's not politically correct but I love littering. makes me feel big

well, first of all, you have no proof that this gif of jesus riding a dinosaur is ai-generated

the characters in grammarly commercials give off these exact vibes

if "the office" were made today, ryan howard would 100% be an ai bro

replying to NPS surveys with "I don't know what this is" and a score of zero is the boomerest shit that ever boomed

gawwwd cane’s sucks

hey I'll give you a dollar if you name your kid something old timey like constance or genghis

you can eat nine sleeves of oreos before you get sick. I know because I had ten

rivalries between religious high schools are amazing. they get to make signs that say things like “destroy faith,” “down with immaculate conception,” and “beat christ the redeemer”