The Dangerous Midfielder

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The only thing standing between me and scurvy is my daily multi.

Tyler Huntley sucks.

I remember Sundays spent reading the Washington Post damn near end to end. Stretched out on the floor with comics, sports, and style sections sprawling in front of me, my cat would walk across the paper and plunk himself right down on whatever I was reading. I miss those days.

You know what’s funny? Eric Trump telling people they’re awful. That’s what.

I just turned dark.

So, I love Josh Allen. Great player, seems like a good guy. But having him talk about financial pressure in a TV commercial just seems a bit tone deaf.

Pete Hegseth needs to be removed. If he ever becomes president, we will be in bigger trouble than we are now.

J.J. Watts ain't no Tony Romo

Hey void! I just finished a New York Times Friday crossword in 30 minutes! Personal best.

Even with a lifetime of struggling, it's scary how easy it is to slip. Suddenly you feel buried alive. Unable or unwilling to move forward to accomplish even the barest minimum. Getting plans thought out in terrifying details. Then, snap. Holy shit that was close. You can tough it out. ALONE.

Ravens

@clueheywood.bsky.social

Sometimes I feel like I could die and that would be all right.

Poignant. Orienting.

I enjoyed Mike Luckovich for years, and then he created this cartoon. I sat and cried for several minutes. Then I cut it out of the Los Angeles Times, and I've kept it ever since. Thank you, Mr. Luckovich.

Void, The soap opera continues. He went to the house Monday to do yard work with my wife. The DAY AFTER I moved out. Quick version: they took hours longer than they said. So I went over there. They were in the backyard bagging leaves. I walked UP and told him, "Get the fuck out of here. NOW!!!"

Awwwwwwww

"Everybody has times when they want to put on some good music, put their feet up, and just lounge.." My dog has some Guru in her.

So, void, it keeps getting worse. She's openly cheating. Like it's no big deal. I asked her if he was educated. I was thinking college, but no. Turns out he quit school at 16. No diploma, no GED. She also said he's unattractive. It's pathetic and it's absurd.

Dolly Parton. Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Im approved for my awesome apartment. I can't fucking wait to move in.

Hello void. Geographic cures do not work. I know this, but I try anyway. There's a line from a Social Distortion song which I'm reminded of every time I try: "wherever I have gone I was sure to find myself there/ you can run all your life but not go anywhere."

I was here yesterday

I often write drafts before I text people. Written words can be completely misinterpreted, which causes me great anxiety.

Heading for the UpperPeninsula Sunday and I can't fucking wait. I'll be camping on the shore of Lake Superior.

My dog

Soccer appreciation: Clint Dempsey completely outclasses the current USMNT. He was a hard nosed finisher who inspired his teammates with his fearlessness and will. In his era the team had swagger and determination. They didn't fold up like the current whining crybabies.

I hate Argentina. No lead is safe, lol.

Soccer appreciation: Cape Verde scared the shit out of Argentina. Great god damn game.

My wife bought pot water and gummies. I’m 5 years off substances. I’m so tempted though.

Music appreciation: Attention Void! The Man in the Mirror key change gets me every time. It’s like someone pops a cork on my emotions.

I love Canada, but what a bunch of whining crybabies their soccer MNT are. Almost as bad as the USMNT, lol.

I weigh 260 fucking pounds

The Black Stars are fantastic, and Thomas Asante is my new favorite!!🇬🇭

Putting my dog down today. I let it go for too long. I’ve done this with every dog I’ve had. She’s alert, but today she can’t get up and she can’t hold down water.

Also, void: Why are there sponsored hydration breaks? If it’s hot as f***, it’s ok. It was not hot in Mexico, These are TV timeouts. Just play quarters, ffs. AND VAR SUCKS! #worldcup #copamundial #fifa

Void: I’ll be honest. Face tattoos scare the piss out of me. If I see someone with a face tattoo, I’m not even making eye contact. Thanks

Just had a chat about the World Cup with a man from Ghana. Now I’m heading home with my Peruvian chicken. Fuck the Nazi-ass racist fucks. I love meeting people from everywhere.