One Shlee.

BORN TO DOG WORLD IS A FUCK 狗女 Bork Em All 1989 I am puppy girl 410,757,864,530 BITTEN GIRLS

Theyre trying to ban the borking, even the arping

Cant nap Cant do anything but nap Helf

Rip the odds of ever seeing another mass effect game again apparently

ARRRRRRRRWOOOOO

I had a dream i had to fight off a pack of wolves with a stick last night. Idk what to make of that.

I fucking love seafood

Arp

Todays snack It was more expensive but im excited

I should really wear a bra

Chaser whos genuinely only chasing after the infodumps

I like what my hair is doing today

Just discovered this vape doesn't actually have nicotine in it. It has something designed to "mimic" nicotine. Ok that explains a lot about today im going through withdrawals

Dress shirts are so kinky. Oh, you're wearing something tight and uncomfortable with a built in collar so you can fulfill the requirements?~

*charlie at the crazy board type scene* we're just fish that learned to carry the water with us!! WERE JUST FISH!

You are a plant. You must be regularly watered.

I have soup for lunch today Or noodles

#horse

I think it would do me good to go under a bridge and just scream really loud for a bit and then quickly depart

They should make an ace fighter pilot whos asexual. The Ace Ace

#horse

@ischai.xyz hah that flag means gay

I have a shiny object i must gift it to my girlfriend

I should take estrogen again

*detonates*

i made pumpkin snickerdoodles today

Dumb shlee voice: "damn it'd be cool if life was more interesting rn"

Im very depressed i simultaneously just want to lay on people and talk to them and also be nowhere near anyone. I am contradictshlee

LEGO ISLAND 2 THE BRICKSTER'S REVENGE

kipper snacks :3

Unbelievably sleepy shlee

Can i just creature for a day plz

I love that weird strange space where ur not really asleep but ur brain is just running wild and lowkey dreaming but like ur still awake and time moves really slow i like that

*stares at age gap discourse and carefully avoids it like the plague*