Aaahh!!! Real Ryans 👻

Lutefisk hotline: ya hey, what's the deal now? Sven: Ya, we ran out of lutefisk Lutefisk hotline: oh jeez Sven: oh jeez

tanning bed that turns your ass Italian when you sit here

jawohl still there

yes officer the cyclist made me cross the double yellow and go 40 on a side street crashing head on into that pedestrian

it's actually a word, not a bare suffix, because there's a null/unpronounced noun serving as the inflectional base

I'm tired of hottest man of the year selections let me know who is the hottest gay, and also least "comfort gay for straight people"

i love clothes washing machines (mine has been broken all month and hopefully gets fixed thursday)

kind of a jumpscare seeing old android versions in tv shows from 10 years ago

'peer review' but it means watersports aficionados critiquing each other

lake forever problems for now

drama

"weird of americans to celebrate other countries political wins" is an odd take given how a huge chunk of americans are literally from other countries

oh I love OMA'∃T

meet me at the combination Completely Nuts / Rainbow Cone

taking a monday off 🧖🧖🧖🧖

Obrigado Louisa, VA

i cant believe she was shittalking someone behind their back, i said shittalkingly behind her back

just remembered that inspector gadget crossed the street in front of me and i was too shocked at how good the costume was i couldn't remember how to say "omg i love your costume"

i keep thinking nov 3 is like, two months away not 9 days away

freshly bricked up lane

“p is worst in Minn.”

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

saw a car that had a "woof" and "who saved who bumper sticker" and i honestly couldn't tell you if it was someone who simply owns a dog or gays in some sort of pup relationship

getting the itch to learn a new language, but also i only want to learn a new language because i have actual social reasons to do so (also it makes learning easier)

CLAP if you care

whose side is he really on?

[məˈhitɵː pavˈlɵːvə]

couldn't find my earbuds in time and now i am being forced to listen to the monster mash

måst smartest

3900 block of Lake Park Avenue, Chicago. Early 1890s

shoutout to childfree people

the whole rise of LLMs with no sensible boundaries + work transition situation has me wondering how much i really want to stick around working in tech stuff, i mean that will probably be my next job because paying bills is important unfortunately, but a lot of dumb shit is going on and i'm over it

How ur email finds me: www.reddit.com/r/TTC/s/A4BM...

obviously i was going to learn about the php stuff anyway but it amuses me that i first accidentally learned about it through finnish news, the language still continues to be relevant to me somehow after all these years

just portland things

PHP maintainers today

nice of the php patches to drop just as I'm logging in for the day