Qaptain 12 Million

This is how finding a soulmate makes you feel: youtu.be/MD4M1MDtBUA?...

If you EVER see me working at a fast food job and find 10 people with $100 in band together to give me a band to quit on the spot for our choke somebody tf out. Food service workers have a strength I will never have.

No, there isn't an offline version.

The VeggieTales David and Goliath Israel episode is wicked to watch in a modern-day context because I know with that episode they WEREN'T trying to push propaganda but somebody is going to use it to push propaganda.

Do not watch Tokyo Revengers man...

Anyone's neck itching? youtu.be/mIEz-ELKYE0?...

By the way this road leads directly to hip Hop

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

Ya'll be saying "we" like I went over there and through explosives on them niggas heads whole time I was at home typing this shit out. Please let's normalize saying they.

I just want to fuck a mermaid chat

I'll beat a nigga with a bag of asbestos. We both dying FOH.

How the fuck does a nigga break this app this bad. How the fuck are you showing me four likes with a zero views, nogga what?!!?!

My exercise routine: Three push a bra removals from an older sister. 1 set of pulling up on some thooties A 30 minute break from running my mouth all day 7 sets of absolute bullshit 120 minutes of running down on a bitch nigga with 17 sets of "DON'T RUN"

Probably going to be more active on here because Twitter banned me for something a hacker did while they were in my account even though I made tweets about how my account was hacked on their website 🙂

Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, South of Midnight and Dispatch about to have me seizuring on the floor and laughter next time I hear somebody say "There's no games to play"

Still can't upload a goddamn video on this mf app 😭😭😭 I'm going to get some more mlik bruh 🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛🍼

Y'all ready for me to disappear for another 5 months?

Chat, am I valid?

Nah, I did ask forgot about this site for a few months LOL. How's the goal how's it going

Reporting people on Twitter is so fucking ass

Accidental Lord 😔

This image has me actually crying 😭😭😭

I called and told them niggas I was coming into work today 😭😭😭

Somebody else is using my PFP... 🥹🥹🥹 IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU

Good thing they never let this bullshit happen youtu.be/cq-ZVaqbcYg?...

As someone with a BBC I'm trying to find where the woman with humanitarian pussy is at so they can accept everything that I got together no matter how much it is.

Marvel Rivals got Wolverine right 🙂‍↕️

Kendrick Lamar was really edging us 😭😭😭 #Drake #Kendrick #notlikeus #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez

DOT PLAY LIKE THAT PLEASE DON'T THIS TO ME NIGGA

Genuinely what the fuck is Monster Hunter. I don't understand how y'all do it, I dead ass had to fight off sleep every time I tried it out.

A tip that I don't see a lot of people talk about, if Squirrel Girl is on the other team STOP PLAYING CHARACTERS WITH DEPLOYABLES. As a squirrel girl player I love to see Mines, Ankhs, groot walls, rocket ult ect. .

PSN is down. I repeat ALL PLAYSTATION SERVERS ARE DOWN RN!

Spider-Man didn't win state to her but she still died like 2 minutes later 😭😭😭 #marvel #gaming #blacksky #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez

The world is healing, not everybody on tiktok is stupid now

It's February my nigga

If you feel like the hero shooter genre could be better just know you're not alone: youtu.be/RHy4-g3rvt4?...

Dead ass, indeed is terrible

Homophobic niggas always find a way to make it about themselves even wehen it's not 😭😭😭 #lgbt #video #blacksky #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez

I am a haaater... ready to hate again

@xbox.com KEEP TS IN THE DRAFTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🔥🔥🔥 #XBox #gaming #Foryou #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez

U deadass?

"THE MOON HAUNTS YOU" Me: 😐

Mortal Kombat at Evo 2025 😭😭😭

Tik tok thinks I'm under 16, what do I do chat?

The way they all looked at me 😭😭😭

We all have better stats and still lost. I play ranked for the format at this point.

TIK TOK GOT UNBANNED MEANING THEY WON'T COME OVER HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOO

The good thing about this platform is the people that migrate over here from tik tok won't be the brain rot enjoyers

As soon as 11:59.59 hit 😭😭😭

SO THEY JUST SELL THESE BITCHES IN THE STORE, LIKE I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A COSTCO CARD TO GET THEM???