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New Yorkers are funny. “Yeah bro i gotta take the D”. Whatever you say bro 🤨

I’m not even canadian and I’m rooting for Canada

Less than a month till Kendrick calls Drake a pedophile on national television, I can’t wait

Imagine giving an uncontacted tribe poprocks and they burn you at the stake

Thank goodness for people like former WAPO cartoonist @anntelnaes.bsky.social, American hero. This may only be the rough of the cartoon she planned to run before she was told she couldn't, but it speaks volumes, perhaps, especially in this form.

Looking at some of these drone lightshows in china, imagine showing galileo this shit. He’d lose his mind

You had help with this hamburger? 🤨

Oh so you DON'T want a sex-predator blackout-drunk in charge of the US military? So much for the "tolerant left."

What time line are we in where an elected official is trying to repeal the polio vaccine

Jokic is shooting 50% from 3 on at least 4 attempts a game. What the fuck

Readying my papers to order my next sandwich at McDonald’s

Hope that McDonald’s snitch doesn’t get a dime

Haven’t seen anyone get torched in a reality show like Nick in this season of Ultimatum.

Manager said i needed to step up my shoe game, im devastated. Sending that nigga to hr

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

imagine limewire did a wrapped, but for viruses downloaded

When i introduce my friend to pirating:

Side-eyeing anybody that has drake in their Spotify wrapped

When the trains in NYC work as expected it’s wonderful. But when they’re on some bullshit booooy is it some BULLshit.

Friends came back from korea just in time to avoid being caught in the martial law order. Crazy timing

This man must be protected at all costs

Hard Decision

This is controversial, it IS extreme, and we will fight this tooth and nail. Fuck this bullshit.

Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.

At least there’s one philly team that hasn’t disappointed me lately

Sent that man to the king kai

Love watching YouTube videos of producers putting their sounds together. It’s cool watching their process and how no 2 are the same. Hope to develop my own some day but for now I’m just happy to be learning.

Next bbw i date this is how im referring to her in any and all circumstances

The bears coaching staff should be fired #bears #football #nfl #thanksgiving

Trauemerei’s death in Tower Of God is an example of perfect writing to wrap up a villain arc 😮‍💨 #towerofgod #tog #manwha

Adulthood is lame. I remember in first grade another kid and I became best friends because we wore the same sneakers on the first day of school. Now i don’t even get a head nod

Getting uber eats in the south trans forever, are they taking the Underground Railroad to get here?

I don’t wish ill will on anybody but this mf had it coming

Visiting my parents in North Carolina. What do people even do out here

Our country let black women down again smh

Absolutely

I like wearing cologne to smell nice but i also don’t like people close enough to smell me, quite the conundrum

Sneaking into work zoom calls and screaming MUSTAAAARD

My boss walked in on me sending one of my coworkers to the shadow realm

[insert heavy negro spiritual sigh]

Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me

Once these trump policies start reeeally hitting the people that voted for him i can’t wait to say “i told you so”

Uber driver doesn't have a GPS he's just freestyling -- should I be worried

now what Kendrick dropped the rest of squabble up, the intro to the Not Like Us music video makes sense