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my stream career is going swimmingly. 900 hours over the last few years and $0 revenue.

pick up line thats just "Girl, I got the schmuck for you" and its a double entendre as in "the penis" and "useless stupid" lesbian (me)

Woke creepypasta, but its just jeff the kil/ler a woke afab psyco who carved out there pronouns, and now goes around Jeff the killing people.

hrt it crazy. its like the horny muscle that was locked in a charlie horse until now finally relaxed, and i can function without having a horny cramp all the time. it still flexes on occasion but does not worm its way into every situation anymore. its estrogenuinly so much better.

who needs top be a girlfailure, when i can be a girldisapointment

yall ever get horny not in the "I need to cum" way, more in the "I need to make a mess of someone" way? having an orgasm is nice, but its not the goal, its the complimentary side dish to having my partner overwhelmed and lost in ecstasy at my touch. To seeing them become a breathless twitching mess.

girl, your always in my head, but i think id rather have you in my mouth instead

Call me gender plasma the way I keep melting the people around me into gender fluid, then they eventually cool down and recrystallize in a new gender lattice.

she needs a flash flood warning the way little things she does gets me suddenly wet.

everyone wants happiness, and hey girl you must be the hap, cause i got the piness for you.

I saw a moth the other day

"Lol. lmao even." I shout into the empty void that is my blusky presence. If a skeet is made and no one is around to read it, does it even have meaning? No difference between a shout and a whisper in an empty forest.

Sending "heyyy :3" in her dms as if I'm not a actively rotting and decomposing girlfailure.

Robot girl but her check reactor core light comes on. So I have to unscrew her panels and connect one of those car diagnostic tester things while she's all blushy.

I wonder if mpreg but with women has a name.

The dear like urge to wander forest highways at night and get turned a red paste by a pickup going 70 mph

THEY KILLED HELLO KITTY AND TURNED THEM INTO SPAM???

Welp, not ordering from pizza hut again anytime soon. They gave me a small pizza with extra crust instead of a large. Like actually the crust is over 3 inches in size. it might as well be a 10 inch instead of a 14 inch.

Me n who?

Computer building video with all the expensive high end componenets boxes laid out together, only for the builder to open each one in order and find out every one of them is a returned brick, and its just a pile of bricks at the end.

Working on a minecraft mod

Shit sucks chat. Why do i feel like garbage every single day. Why am i so dysfunctinal i can barely keep myself together.

Finished carving my pumpkin

Need more robot girl horny posting please

Breaking news: advocate for political violence is killed in shocking act of political violence. Who could have seen this coming?

Omg chat NOOOOOOO

How goes bluesky today? Like genuinly how it been?

been working on adding MMD compatibility to my avatars face. it worked!!! but it also messed up the default face. (RIP) ill get it working sometime and push an update to the public one.

YIPPEE. So I made an order for a new graphics card a week ago for $650, and it was going to take a month to arive, but ive been stalking the markets and managed to find a 5 stock sale on the same card for $500 with 3 day shipping. So i canceled the original. And got a better deal.

Her: Where the fuck did all my estrogen go?? Me: i have no idea Also me:

please?

So great, just found out that the day of my family getting snap benefits, somebody stole all of the money in the account, and the state says there's Jack Shit they'll do. I guess no food for this month.

Life is like a game of Mario kart, and I think we need a Luigi with a blue shell.

Me boycotting watching the super bowl, like I was actually going to watch it in the first place.

@theonion.com idea for a story: Elon musk and Trump get in argument over who has the larger list of people wanting to piss on there grave

I finally released my (free) TTRPG I made from scratch. After spending multiple months and hundreds of hours drafting and writing, and 6 months of it collecting dust in my Google drive, it is released. Narrative focused with a minimal dice rolling. qtpye.itch.io/clay-rolepla...

To be honest, I don't know if a higher or lower score is better. I guess I'm just unpure. #vrchat

Hold on wait, am I not supposed to swallow the toothbrush bristles to help clean my insides too? I'm so confused.

They say treat others like you want to be treated, and I abide by that. So if I ever get turned into a Nazi, can you guys please beat the shit out of me?