Quadrupus

Someone please bring me a delicious home cooked meal free right away

Happy International Women's Day.

I’ll be in my office.

Just the stupidest people in the world sharing their "big ideas." Just complete fucking morons. Just idiots from thde absolute bottom of the idiot barrel. Just the dregs of the cask of dunces.

Did I, like, bring this shit with me from Lake Michigan or

Post a female character you love ♥️

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Diana Rigg as Joanna Lumley as Vulnavia will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Adiós, 2025.

The relief in the voices of medical professionals when they first meet you and find out you have received vaccines and believe in vaccines.

I wrote short story at some point in early 2025 then lost the manuscript upon moving to Maryland. Just found it.

Me: Now I will watch Stranger Things, a television program I have enjoyed for years Me, 10 seconds later: Help no stop police stop this no please

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Make a Bond movie academic The (Re)Living Daylight(s)

So I watched Wake up Dead Man and now I really want to watch another star-studded ripping yarn with tons of closeups of Josh O'Connor's cute face. Is that a genre or

Both of my cats enjoy belly scratches and tolerate me handling their paws. This is wild luck. I was meant to be with these furs and rub their tummies.

Pain update: pain

Mouth hurts where tooth used to be

Man. Walk with the angels, Joe.

2026 goals: 1. Obtain a sense of wonder 2. Make people angrier 3. Alphabetize...

Actual Bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from 500 years before you were born

actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.

Share a smile.

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In extremely sick burn news:

What about "motherfucking" though?

@profanity.accountant Do I cuss?

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Bob Dylan (x approximately 8) John Prine Maurizio Pollini with the Chicago Symphony The Kronos Quartet with Don Walser Frankie Goes to Hollywood

And yet, when he went to write poetry, he stuck his finger dirctly into the fucking socket that carries all of the magic of all of the stars and the music and the shimmering particles everywhere. Sure, so-and-so had a day job. Wallace Stevens had a day job but sat down to record why life is worth it

He was VICE PRESIDENT of the insurance company and turned down an Ivy League professorship to keep his gig. Wallace Steven is the Patron Saint of Writer Day Jobs.

"You've got it all. But you're a dead man, Charlie Brown. A dead man."

A real man doesn't spend his day hunched over a computer. A real man should be outdoors, staggering about and saying "Hey! who turned out da lights!?" because he got his head trapped in a bucket again

I don't even know what everyone is talking about and I'm glad.