Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg

It's just a season-long television show. What's everyone so upset about, there are other channels and probably other rooms in your house without a television.

BREAKING: A holographic analogue of Mitch McConnell calls for Graham Platner to drop out but not until July 14th. More later. Maybe.

Depowered Homelander is who I see when I imagine US drivers priced out of existing and finally recognizing that they are subordinate to bike commuters

We got a shitass, everybody. Certified shitass right here.

Maybe she's finally challenging the results of the 2024 election with hand counts.

Leftover Crack was right about everything. No, I (don't have enough reach and) won't elaborate

Not sure what leaving Twitter will do to stop someone else on Twitter from asking grok where I live.

Andrew Cuomo is the most flammable material on the Internet tonight

Superbowl 79 is in 2045. California's SB 79 won't make future Superbowls more expensive, according to the California Office of Projected, Faraway Expenses.

I really wonder why I have followers. I continue to collect them despite not really doing anything. When on Twitter, I had a request in my bio: "Please do not follow me." There's nothing here. I think everyone on Bluesky is a Blue Maga Bot account that should not be able to perceive me.

Economic freedom is code for No Protections for Workers, The Public, the Elderly, and the Youth. Economic Freedom is incompatible with everyday democracy.

bsky's algorithm seems trapped in a resistance dem wormhole from late '16 but forgot to eat until Twttr absolutely shit the bed, but that's about all I'm seeing here. I also won't spend any time seeking out my favorite old Twttr accounts on here because you can't be solutions driven all the time.

Modern monetary theory tells us that Elon can subsidize his shitty businesses and Colonize Mars aspiration WITHOUT fucking everyone else's lives up by clawing back funds that maintain American life. Has anyone tried telling him about MMT?

Very glad to see that bsky is operating at twitter's pre-Apartheid Elon levels of interaction and engagement. People actually see my jokes here, so I might have to start writing more of them down in this little box.

Grown in the shade of our abundant overpasses. Robert Moses would be proud.