Queen Julia Jackson

This is below you. I see a group of mainly people of colour that maybe signed on because, in America, one of the few pathways to the kind of education and healthcare funding that civilised nations give to all their citizens is only via military service.

Trumpnited Trumps of Ameritrump

"Please.. man.. I'll...I'll suck your dick .. if you stop hitting me. Please..."

Bring back the death penalty for Naveed Akram.

Criticising the Israeli government's genocide in Palestine does not equal "anti-semitism"

America you are insane. Please get the fuck out of my feed.

Guess I'm old enough to use social media. So' my belt. Thanks Albo

Is it Gilligan's Island or Gilligan's Isle?

Might as well face it you're addicted to drugs

Noddy Donny

Burn in hell, Dick Cheney

You can't spell "American President" without I.M.A.R.A.P.I.S.T.

I feel like this should be a bigger headine -shrug-

Maybe they just don't re-convene Congress

Muting American political shit but it keeps popping up like ringworm.

Hold on one sec. Updating my "Songs About Dongs" playlist.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Into butt stuff. Like sitting on my butt. Scratching my butt. Et cetera.

I can't imagine why. Total fkn mystery.

Nice heels on Kegbreath

Paedophile Prez Pressures Portland

Everything started going downhill when people started shaving their pubes off.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe." - Charlie Kirk

[Don Draper voice] "Gentleman. Two words. Mega Rectum."

[Waking up and checking news in Australia] "What crazy ass shit did that motherfucker get up to today?"

Bluesky is dying, but I'm dying faster. Suck it.

Sydney Sweeney has a face like a stunned mullet

TGIDGAF

I give zero shits about New York city. Shut the fuck up and fucking fuck off.

I'm so bored of the U.S.A.

The Age (Melbourne) going full VE Day with some random tweet from Dementia Donny

All these grubby little fucks

Might try anal tomorrow, i.e. pooping through my anus

Wikipedia is the only thing worth saving on the internet. Burn the rest to the ground and salt the earth.

I will never stop intentionally mis-hearing the word "pianist"

American socials: "So these are the magic words you need to say to avoid being sent to a gulag or being shot by the police"

Getting milk drunk

McDonalds your burgers are fucking sad as fuck why do you even try.

Can we stop pretending America is normal.

Boners, but for toes. Hear me out...

New season of "Border Security" but it's just baby deportations.

Pope Flavor Flav the First

Vance did it.

One day I will invent a laxative that is as effective as coming home to your own toilet after a weekend away.

Fattening up just in case

Being the first on the street to put my bins out and putting the wrong colour bin out on purpose.

Is there a version of this website that isn't just Americans feeling sorry for themselves?