Queen Laura, #1 Stench enjoyer 𓅮

Hey, doctors and nurses, if you schedule me for an appointment where i have to drive across town during rush hour, at least have the decency to be on time yourself

Both goals, and praxis

It occurs to me that perhaps it isn't the fault of trans people voting or not voting for any given democrat candidate that they win or lose, we are in fact *checks notes* 1% of the vote Maybe find something else to blame if we continue to careen headfirst into fascism in two weeks

Halo quiz, but it's gay

i made this last night when i was like piss drunk and i don’t even remember making it

Having sevear depression while being in long distance relationships is wild, because now im sitting here not harming myself purely because pretty people who are very far away would be sad if i did

Oh hey, i didn't know they wrote a book about me

In ten hours I'll finally be down to only one antibiotic twice daily, 5 more days of that and i might finally be able to digest food properly again

are they reall too lazy to spell check their AI generated thumbnails now, like how the fuck do you let this go up saying fucking STROY front and damn center

few things are worse than just getting back from a hospital stay from chronic illness complications just to immediately get a bad cold

With the AI slopcoded crap and now the news from EA i think they have finally done it, my favorite hobbie is dead, money and rightwingers have killed it, the mortal blow has been struck and it is just slowly limping towards the shallow inglorious grave that they will piss on as soon as it's filled

Men arent even supposed to be shaped like that, the image of fitness should be Steve Reeves when he wasn't in his bodybuilding competition state, bodies like Chris' are the result of overwork, dehydration, hard dieting, and more often then not steroids

4D Qbert

The doctor: well, you really need to get on the medication that costs over half your monthly income Me: can't afford it Doctor: have you tried begging on your hands and nlknees for scraps from the manufacturer? Me:... Doctor: clearly there is no system or action to remedy the situation

The worst part of going in for medical care is the part where they stab you several times, i actually kind of enjoy all of the other parts

I fucking swear, i must have the worst veins on the planet T^T

What the ACTUAL FUCK is going to take for Oklahoma to wake the fuck up and stop electing shitass republicans, they have had top to bottom controll for almost two decades, not a single fucking thing has improved in that time, i need to get the fuck out of here so bad

Can we start a rumor that all global wildfires and possibly global warmain are caused by white south african space lasers?

Im excessively normal about this

The fact that im excited about the new cane i bought today makes me feel unbelievably old... Im only 36

Mad Scientist, i wanted to build "hot frankestiens"

DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Unfreindly reminder: if you turn, switch lanes, or merge without using your turn signal i would prefer it if you were launched into the sun.

Never once have i ever wanted a "what's new" page, or a new features pop up, or any such shit. If i needed to know about features i would look them the fuck up

Its upsetting that until this very second i had totally forgotten that that woman existed

This is the troops i support

Im fairly certain that around 85% of trans lesbians are either like this themselves or have dated 6-12 women who are

Am i really meant to not suspect plagiarism here?