kira

the real world war 3 will be people arguing whose ai pc port is the best while everyone shuffles back to emulating

this guy """built""" a new super mario bros pc port and i watched the trailer in awe as the trailer was clearly thought up by an llm as well. one of the quotes was "Classic worlds. Fresh perspective." you have to be creatively bankrupt to use llm quotes for a mario game. genuinely just stop

mario kart wii mods which replace the thundercloud are made by disgusting people

there is no need to come into my dms and explain that looking at a spiral doesn't hypnotize you i am a grown ass lady i can comprehend that sometimes things are just hot to people and i am no better than that person please grow up

"i built" "i made" "i decompiled" "i ported" "i created" all just content for content's sake

i have created a clone of you who is real but no longer do i remember which is the original and the only way to find out is to have rough, very intimate and loving sex, so, sorry about that

HACKERS and CLAUDE AI have got the NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EXCLUSIVE game MARIO KART WORLD running on PC, increasing the game's number of fans by at least 3 people!

i like seeing people discover how queer the nintendo switch sports universe is

as we get into colder months its good to know that stuffing your face into your soles warms you up a great deal

economy can't be that bad i've seen at least 3 people spend 2000 dollar on iphone that folds in half

JUST IN: HACKERS and CLAUDE AI have DUMPED the files of the Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive 'Mario Kart World' and have FAILED to find any suggestion the game will be updated to be good. This news is ongoing

you can tell a person's privilege by whether they refer to covid in past tense or not

this evil hypnotist is gonna turn you into a mindless, leg humping bitch! run, fast!!! ..no? no running? how about... a mindless kitty maid? evil right? no? okay. uh, what about... just mindless, a statue? yes? you want that? you do? ah. i guess i could use... a new coffee table? why are you hard-

lift your arms n' sniff! see, it's so easy! huff yourself, freak. didn't think to scroll away, and just ignore me? being told to sniff yourself is just too irresistible!! you look so cute reaching for your armpit, stinky ^^

you don't worship. you don't believe in higher beings. you lead your own destiny and you serve yourself. of course, *SNAP,* you profusely apologise for acting out. you desperately beg to worship my armpits, angry at yourself for suggesting you live a life outside being a gross, weird, low bitch

there is something deeply humbling, fueling even, when i see that people have saved my posts. you love my words so much you need to keep them for later. how cute

i help introverts understand they are porn

i realised that my friends all affirm what i say, no friction, never corrected, because they've all fallen into line like good pets

the magic potion which nets me 20 followers conveniently playing me at 200 worshippers

tying your arms above your head just so i can prove to everyone that you're stinky

i love talking people down into stupidity you can just be dumb, free from the burden of knowing. it's very hot to watch people you know well struggle to access their own knowledge. it's also adorable when you see them finally give up. accept the dumb. usually a kiss gets a giggle outta them :)

i wonder why people follow me and then swiftly unfollow maybe they go to my media tab for more spirals and get flashbanged by my artistic prowess

i don't know why i'm into feet. why are you into cock and other such things. breeding? evolution? hahahaha look everyone they like breeding!!! look at the breeder over here!!!!

many don't know this but i am big into drones. perhaps one myself. an issue for you, of course, because you were set down that pipeline the moment we met

you can't separate reading my words from your own thoughts. for example, "i'm a good, obedient puppet whose heart flutters for girls who call me braindead." and so on

brainwashing is the only kind of washing you get

squishes your cheeks oohhhh who looks so pretty staring all blank at their screen its youuuu yes it is your eyes look so empty as you consume yessss they dooooo so cute

tell your closeted trans friend their gender affirming halloween costume is awesome because they'll remember it for the rest of their life

what's good about being a voice of authority is that i can say that the next time you go to wash your socks you'll think about just wearing them again instead and then you'll think of me because you're nice and obedient and mindfucked

my favourite new hobby is reacting with confusion whenever someone says twitter or x. sorry but i simply do not know what either of these things are

hello women older than 25 i am single and very much ready to own you

is this a safe space to say *snap* it's perfectly normal for well-adjusted women to *snap* get on their knees and go wuff wuff ruffff? *snap* hump my leg? *snap* drool on my feet? is this a safe space for that?

replace negative language with positive affirmations for much more mental clarity and health - for example: "i hate this food" could easily be replaced with "i am eternally humbled Goddess provides me with sustenance so i can optimally serve as a puppet for her darkest desires." and so on

hypnosis is soooo scary ohhhhh it makes you feel fuzzy and be silly and free ooohhhhhh and then people look at you and go awwwww so silly wowww so scary we need to ban it now despite it's vast long historic context ahhhh scaryyyy

"im not into feet" you say as i snap my fingers and you begin huffing them like your life depends on it and you're definitely not hard or anything nope

can i press my feet onto your face that would make me happy you like seeing me happy

hai

look at a trending topic. big mistake. the americans are not well! not at all! sorry about that!

full of bugs to annoy you throughout gameplay ✅ optimization issues ✅ unfinished elements making it into production ✅ ui decisions made by a rock ✅ yep, that's a Mojang Studios release!

mine craft dun geon 2 not good :(