R7

R7

@r7plays.bsky.social

The best guy, beloved by all, well known, extremely cool and nice. Once in a blue moon I might post things on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@R7playsREAL?sub_confirmation=1

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man, I'm not the target audience for Boltgun 2, I'm just the assumed target audience for boltgun 2 i can't do that shit anymore do you know how many times doom was re-released when i was a kid, do you know how many duke nukems there were, sorry dude i don't even like the blueberry marines

tokyo drifting but your friend greg has his whole ass out the window blasting after his guts got destroyed by some ramen that was too salty for him

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"gomen, greg-kun." you say, as you spin the wheel hard and greg squeals at a pitch that matches the sliding tires so well you don't even notice, the weight of his ass out the window counterbalances the car so well you make the tightest corner of the night, winning the race by a fraction of a second

the photo at the finish line has greg's blurry white ass dead center, the upset win causes racers to try and emulate the "ketsu-jutsu" but the average ass in tokyo is too small and many are injured as they are launched out the window on turns, you feel responsible for this in some way.

tokyo drifting but your friend greg has his whole ass out the window blasting after his guts got destroyed by some ramen that was too salty for him

you can see his straining crying face out the corner of your vision and he's begging you to stop the car but you have to win this race to pay for tanaka-san's hospital bills

if you took away a police department's entire budget what are the odds the cops would just fuck off to some other job vs organizing

all this technoshit after i spent last night getting absolutely annihilated by the vaccines i had on friday, just dogshit sleep, sweating my ass off, freezing, running a fever, but just for one night i guess, idk i feel PHYSICALLY not-sick since i woke up today, FOR NOW anyway, knock on wood etc

bro i hate computers more than that stupid ass computer from "i have no mouth and i must scream" thought he hated everybody else fuck that bitchass speaknspell "AM" he didn't know shit I would throw his ass down the toilet

WELCOME TO PROBLEMS MORE LIKE thanks for eating my entire fucking day making me fight yahoo mail accounts again thunderbird it's so fucking fun doing this shit over and over

WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A PASSWORD AND A DUAL AUTH CODE IF THEY JUST DECIDE IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND MY COMPUTER HAS MAGICALLY CHANGED TO SOME OTHER COMPUTER god I can't stand yahoo if I could migrate off it I would but I cannot remember how many "less important" accts are attached to these mails

I am having a day, I hate technology so much I hate emails, I hate having to make stupid little nothing accounts for every website, I hate it all, it sucks SO BAD

cheesecake factory is not "fine dining" it's a chain restaurant, chains cannot be fine dining, them's the rules bubba

also caring about shit like "fine dining" is silly as hell, aint nobody need 20 forks and spoons and candelabras and teensy little bitty dabs of food that cost more than a new fuckin TV miss me with all that bullshit, and hit me with that homemade comfort food in big portions and melty cheeses

would be nice if Warframe adjusted Axi Relics to drop from more places, I can only ever get them by specifically farming them with specific strategies (purposely failing rotations), but I'm absolutely swimming in Neo relics because they come from everywhere

"the pipes won't explode if you remove the reactor first" horseshit, those pipes lit up like they were a reactor themselves, whole damn engine got vaporized by a single pipe cut post-reactor removal, first time I've died in hardspace shipbreaker and I don't see how it coulda been prevented

only thing I can think of is just hucking the entire engine into the barge still connected to all the pipes and aluminum, woulda been the better choice than letting it get exploded

i used a CRT TV til it's picture turned green and died, rip oldass tv but I still remember the first smart TV I got, and I was like "damn, this kinda sucks ass for all the supposed progress? I guess at least it doesn't weigh a hundred pounds or something?"

oh ethan klein, the weird asshole everybody hates, turned out to be cheating on his wife too??? his IDF wife that israel assigned to him when he went on a birthright tour?

tooth is patched up, vaccines got, but i took heavy financial damage paying for all that shit out of pocket, guh, arm feels like a lead weight where they jabbed me too

that palmer nitwit raising billions to re-invent "Doggles, the goggles for dogs" and partner up with the guys who brought you "grey wolves, but we changed their color" is just obvious scamerica dross to the average human, but to wall street lizards I'm sure it smells like a chance for line go up

if a sticky glue won't come off after using soap, alcohol, and vinegar, what do? try some veg oil, smear it on there, work it into the glue goop, then soap and water to wash it off.

god I really don't want to go to the dentist, I'm dreading the bill but I really did shear off too much to ignore

oh wow, even the news website comments I just saw were full blown anti-elon and anti-desantis now? typically those are the biggest hive of right wing dementia ward assholes on earth

man, don't eat anything crunchy unless it's so thin you can break it against the roof of your mouth with your tongue, stupid fucking teeth, I can't believe I've broken three of the things so far in my life, sure teeth are "hard" but so is glass

and I say that to mean "glass breaks if you put force on it wrong" not oh dont bonk your teeth with your drinking glass which should be obvious but is not my problem

every time I see a named storm come up in the news I just assume it's about to cause me problems, living on this stupid fuckin sandbar is exhausting

AIPAC will say they're not "officially" or "directly" giving to candidates anymore, but that doesn't matter, they're still gonna be doing it just with shells and PACs that have vague names because their own name has become such a toxic brand.

ugh, great, I chipped another tooth tonight, that's gonna be like $500 I don't have, god damn I live in hell, none of these jobs I apply to get back to me, I can't stop getting new health problems, my chronic problems won't go the fuck away, it just NEVER ENDS.

I guess I should just never eat anything even slightly crunchy ever again, body made of thin glass and paper i stg why didn't we come with a handbook that could tell us shit like "OH BTW DON'T EAT TORTILLA CHIPS THEY COULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING TEETH"

hhhhhrrh magic is way cooler than gun, sword is cooler than gun, why did gun have to be so effective.

why the fuck do we have machines that mark a ballot for you and then you go turn in the thing to a different machine just give me a paper ballot in the first place, I spent years of public school filling in little circles on tests, I don't need a machine to do it for me

oh cute, I found out they made a alchemy pot ramen maker thingie while I was scrounging through google images for funsies

other people: traveling the world, throwing around thousands of dollars without a care, sipping 20 dollar drinks at bars me: struggling to decide if I should spend 10 dollars on a video game

I hate that people still "dock" the tails of their dogs, let that puppy wag it's tail, absolutely fucked up to lop off an appendage for aesthetics

one of my gal pals is continually pushing herself to work while sick and it is driving me absolutely insane PLS REST