Rabid Tick

Trump’s new press secretary lasted barely a week. He sure knows how to pick ‘em!

Fuck @mayor.nyc.gov for his completely tone deaf and anti-Semitic comments today. What a ranging fucking asshole.

Cry baby Donald Trump has banned @cnn.com, @msnowreports.bsky.social , and @politico.com because they report the truth about him being a cry baby. Would someone please stick a binky in Trump’s mouth to shut him up?

Shocking news today!

Lindsey Graham passed away this weekend. In other news, my dog took several shits, all of which were outside and NOT on my lawn. (Yes, I picked them up - I’m not an asshole neighbor.)

Trump’s SCOTUS continues to fuck over America. Their latest ruling will potentially kick out over 1 million legal immigrants. The trickle down effect will be devastating.

Trump endorsed candidates against sitting members of Congress. Many of those candidates won. Now, those members of Congress who lost will be in office for the next 7 months…and can freely vote against and ruin his agenda. Thank you, President Trump!

I thought Trump was going to destroy Iran if they didn’t open the Straight of Hormuz? Not that I want him to destroy Iran, but the Straight is still closed. Iran called his bluff and Trump - as always - TACO’d.

War with Iran. Skyrocketing gas prices. Falling stock market. Are we #winning yet?

Good riddance to Krusty Gnome!

Trump is absolutely despicable. But we knew that.

Congratulations to the Indiana GOP for standing up to Trump and refusing to redistrict the state. Any time Trump loses, the rest of us win.

Good riddance Alina Habba. I’m sure NJ won’t miss you one bit. Go back to Daddy Taco.

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone…except those of you who voted for Taco Trump and, of course, the Orange Cheeto himself. He can (and probably has) suck a dick.

Piggy Donald issued death threats against sitting members of Congress. He continues to be completely unhinged.

Hey President Trump! Just wanted to say a quick: FUCK YOU!

CIA: The crown prince of Saudi Arabia definitely had something to do with killing #Khashoggi Dementia Don: “Things happen.”

Maybe now 3-time loser Jack #Shitarelli will finally go away! #SherrillWins

Reminder: The GOP controls the House, Senate and White House (and, arguably, the Supreme Court). The GOP is 100% responsible for the government shutdown. End of story.

Attention #NJVoters: A vote for Jack Shitarelli is a vote for Trump. Vote Blue! #Shitarelli

Clearly, our Cheeto-like Leader only cares about SOME people. No need to help anyone in a Democrat state.

Trump: My enemies weaponized the DOJ against me! That’s wrong and illegal! Also Trump: I insist that the DOJ prosecute my enemies.

RIP 1st Amendment: 1791 - 2025

Give it a year or so to really kick in. Then watch the diseases spread like wildfire.

Trump is systematically destroying the American government. Isn’t that treason? Asking for a friend.

What is the GOP/Trump hiding? What are they so afraid of? Release the Epstein files! #ToddlerTrump #WhatAreTheyHiding

I always had confidence that if the Legislative or Executive branches ever got out of hand, the Judicial branch would be there to pull things back. I no longer have that confidence. #RIPAmerica

#ToddlerTrump continues to lash out against anyone who disagrees with him…including his own intelligence agencies. What a poop parade.

Tread on me, Daddy Trump! Oh yeah! #ToddlerTrump #TACO

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social & Elon Musk having a public lovers’ quarrel is absolutely amazing! #TACO #ToddlerTrump

The #TacoTrump bill would increase the deficit by $2.4 trillion over the next decade. So basically he’s doing what he’s done his whole life - bankrupt everything he touches.

I’ve there’s a term floating around: TACO - Trump Always Chickens Out. #Taco #TacoTrump

This a great way to make sure the intelligence community feels comfortable issuing reports that keep us safe.

Seriously, Now....

For a group that joyfully expresses their hatred of the LGBTQ+ community, they post a lot of homoerotic stuff.

He’s got a swastika on his forehead. No photoshopping with this one.

Well, folks - we survived the first 100 days. Here’s to hoping we survive the next 100… 🥂

President Trump promised to lower prices on Day 1 - and he’s kept his promise! The stock market is lower. The U.S. dollar is lower. Please, sir, can we have some more?!

Does anyone know the last time a transgender person was prosecuted for sexual assault against a minor? I only keep reading about priests and teachers… Strangely, I don’t see any protests against them.

Aww! All the poor MAGAts complaining that Toddler Trump’s tariffs are hurting them. WAHHH! Raise your hand if you have sympathy for them. *keeps hands down*

Toddler Trump: “I know what the hell I’m doing!” Narrator: “He did not, in fact, know what he was doing.”

Trillions of dollars lost because of Toddler Trump’s Tariffs. Foxtrot Delta Tango.

Trump: “We are going to deport this Maryland father!” Court: “Don’t do it!” Trump: “Ha! We did it anyway!” … … Trump: “Oops. We made a mistake. Oh well!”

Congratulations to President Trump on playing over $26 million worth of golf in 2 months! We, the taxpayers, thank you!

And absolutely no one is surprised…👇 No one. 🌈✨

Gotta love all the MAGAts who are making excuses for the colossal security blunder. If this happened under Biden, they’d be foaming at the mouth for blood. More evidence of cult-like behavior.

Trump is basically a toddler. He goes after people he doesn’t like; demands people apologize to him for perceived slights; plots revenge against his “enemies;” complains when things don’t go his way. Toddler Trump. That should be his new name. Let’s just call him that from now on.

Trump’s attempt at erasing the country’s history continues. Good times.