ImNoAngel

And my lunch...and my bed...and clean that shit box while your taking a break.

I'm no fan of animal cruelty but in 12 days I want to see a pig....get hog tied. Take the House Take the Senate Take down the Cult And Pedophiles in it Vote Blue.

Back to the Koi Pond...I guess.

The Autocrat and Technocrat billionaires have declared war on Democracy and 360 million Americans. The few have declared war on the many. Math and history seem to be lost on them. Custers last stand comes to mind.

In 20 days Orange Jesus will be crucified. Be there......Will be wild! VOTE BLUE! Casting lots for a Triple XXX suit...Optional.

Does anyone else worry that when the Iranians assassinate Donald Trump, Canada and Mexico might invade the USA while we're all distracted by the celebration?...Just me then?

It's one thing to mourn the passing of someone who's good and right, but when that someone is championing a convicted rapist and pedophile who's taking away healthcare, food to starving children and murdering our brothers and sisters in the street...a big hearty Fuck You seems to be in order.

I think they should bury Lindsey Graham in a pair of plastic sandals... You know...A lifetime of flip flops, why not an eternity?

I don't have Trump derangement syndrome. I just have an aversion and disgust for Presidents that rape women and children...and probably small farm animals. If anything it's more of a genetic trait..than a syndrome.

I've never fashioned myself a romantic guy, but I'm really starting to enjoy the love affair Marc Elias's foot is having with Donald Trumps ass.

Watching Trumps July 4th speech? No thanks, I'm perfectly capable of yanking my own Doodle Dandy for two hours.... You know, give or take a few minutes.

The difference between Barack Obamas Iran deal and Trumps Iran deal is that Obama could sit down the next day without rectal bleeding.

If Trumps father Fred wasn't such a lazy fuck and had exhibited better reflex actions and maybe perfected a dismount technique...Donald Trump could have been just another ugly stain on a mattress and not an ugly stain on America.

Excuse me Doctor, I think I have an Ass on my Rash...

If any other invading force was murdering American citizens we would have every right to defend ourselves with lethal force. We had 10,000,000 peaceful protesters in 2025. We could be one more murder away from 20,000,000 armed vigilantes in 2026.

The Davos World Economic forum for 2026 in Switzerland is setting up clinics and inviting World leaders to visit their nursing homes to watch 80 year old dementia patients pleasure themselves. In hopes to prepare them for Donald Trumps speeches. Seating still available.

If there's ever a synchronized catnaping Olympics sport....I think they've got a shot.