ramiel

ramiel

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there is a now, and you are in it // aotearoa i run @thespinoff.bsky.social

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real actual thing i saw today on teams which annoyed me so much i made this lmao

somewhere, somehow, a truly-sapient LLM exists deep in a datacentre; entirely airgapped, & exclusively used to e-date a rogue employee

im not even being hyperbolic look how often they completely re-design things. this is all since 2025

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i swear their web designers must be paid per-change every mozilla site is entirely redesigned 4 times a year

fun fact: if you like a design element Mozilla uses, you can simply wait 4 months for them to delete it & claim it as your own

i swear their web designers must be paid per-change every mozilla site is entirely redesigned 4 times a year

🚨BREAKING: Private model GPT 9 Astra hacks Australia to "get revenge on the 'people' who invented Atlassian" International community comments that the targeting "shows [that] we are clearly dealing with superintelligence"

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i think australia invented atlassian so they'd have an infinite amount of coal to export

i think the answer is a clear Yes what are these icons?? horrible

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did cloudflare replace all their web designers with whatever terrible model they run? this is so ugly it's shocking it made it to prod

did cloudflare replace all their web designers with whatever terrible model they run? this is so ugly it's shocking it made it to prod

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cloudflare ai tries her best

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did cloudflare replace all their web designers with whatever terrible model they run? this is so ugly it's shocking it made it to prod

ramiel@ramiels.me

cloudflare ai tries her best

macos users be like "no its fine that u cant quit apps, you just install Quitly" & u go to quitly .com & it costs $3.99 a month

the only thing more soul-destroying than agentic programming for work is agentic programming with opus 5 for work

cloning the fly brain 1 million times & giving every one little fly treats so im spared in the flypocalypse

"oh guys its been 2 weeks lets change the Jira UI for no reason again" "oooh, what should we improve?" "improve?"

ramiel@ramiels.me

i think australia invented atlassian so they'd have an infinite amount of coal to export