Ram V & the EZ Targets

We opened for Better than Ezra last night and it kicked ass! Thanks Haute Spot! Cedar Park Rock City 🏙️

Forgot we had a Bluesky account. Anyway we’re opening for Better than Ezra tomorrow at the Haute Spot in Cedar Park Rock City! We’re on at 7pm!

Remember in Robocop when Murphy died and he still had to go to work???

What’s the point of using Bluesky if no one sees your skeetz

July 19th is my birthday and I can’t think of any better way to celebrate another trip around the hot-ass Texas sun than to make loud noises with my friends. Join us at The Aristocrat Lounge for a special matinee show! Music at 4pm and FREEEEEE 🥳

FREE SHOW this SUNDAY! HIGHBALL AUSTIN. 7PM. FREEE

Evil Mopac knows ball. FOW 4 life

Hey hey we’re down to 16(!) 7” records already! Order one for you and your friend! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Played a show in the burbs last night and this is how I looked playing a show in the burbs last night 😂

Hi Blue Sky. If any y’all still use this platform and live in N Austin, catch us at Hanover’s in Pflugerville this Friday! We’re on at 9pm. P-Ville Rock City!

Our new 7” record + shirt is now available to purchase online! Link to the order form in the bio and here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Had a blast talking w/ Johnny Goudie on “How Did I Get Here?” last week! Listen here: bit.ly/HDIGHPOD or Apple Podcasts:https://apple.co/2ziAou9 or Spotify: spoti.fi/3edr4q4 or wherever you pod

Once upon a time, my mom randomly sang the opening lyrics to Hoobastank’s “The Reason” and I’ve thought about it every day since

Listening to ska covers alone at thundercloud subs I hope someone sees this

Hey hey we got black shirts now! With our logo and everything! Come to Hotel Vegas on Saturday night and getchu one or two. We’ll have a bundle deal for $25 to celebrate our 7” release as well 💿

The new turnstile song sounds like a turnstile song

Saw refused and quicksand in Denver last night. It ruled and I didn’t die

New 7” record feat… “Life is Rigged” & “Westerberg” coming very soon 👀 Only way to buy one is at our show at Hotel Vegas on 4/12 💿

New bad ass radio stickers coming soon 👀

Hi! I would’ve never imagined in a bajillion years that I would be in a band releasing physical media again, but it’s happening! On 4/12, we’re coming out with a 7” record and throwing a rager at Hotel Vegas to celebrate! We’d love to see some of yous there and it’s an EARLY one whaaaa 🌞

ABGB RULED and so do YOU! Thanks @frogmouthatx.bsky.social for having us Friday night! Fun-filled announcements coming soon!

Tonight! Catch us at ABGB! We’re celebrating our homies @frogmouthatx.bsky.social and their new Album! 8pm GET 2 the GIG!

I played one show during “SXSW” this year and almost died of allergies. How some of y’all played 14 shows in 5 days is wild.

Frogmouth will be releasing their full length album "Identity Thief" everywhere. Our good friends @ramsvelas.bsky.social will be kicking off the shindig at 8pm, followed by Frogmouth at 9. Join us at the The ABGB on March 21. All Ages - Free show!

Played a show at Celis Brewery! It was a windy fun time! Next one is at ABGB w/ @frogmouthatx.bsky.social on MARCH 21st!!!

Saw a dumb truck today

Justice for Michelle Trachtenberg

Next Saturday, 3/8, join us for an early one at 5pm at Celis Brewery! Bring the fam!

Played a show at The 13th Floor last night and I am hurting all over but it’s a good hurt ♥️ Photos by @yosoycaitlin.bsky.social

Playing a rock show tonight at The 13th floor aka “Beerland!” We’re on at 9pm! $10 cover and INDOORS!

Gulf of America sponsored by Monster Energy and Punisher Stickers-lookin ass lineup

I actually learned this information this morning. DJ Dijon has a much better ring to it

As a guy waiting for 3 different emails at any given point in time, I FEEL THIS

Happy Monday this is what my cat Lizzy looks like 🦉

Puro Pinche CheeseSkate Fest 2k25 lineup just dropped ayyy

Shoot your shot, Max

If Kendrick brings out Timothée Chalamet as his “surprise guest” at halftime, I’m gonna be very upset

If they were called tweets on twitter then what do we call them on blue sky?“Skeets???”

Playing our next in TWO WEEKS! Catch us 2/22 at The 13th Floor aka “Beerland” w/ Stella & the Very Messed, Capitalist Kids and the mighty return of Amazing Transparent Man (Chicago, IL).

Don’t get on the internet you will be disappointed

Listen to fountains of wayne

Thanks for listening to and sharing “Westerberg!” Here’s a little clip of Stella singing it with us last week at the Hole in the Wall:)

She sang the greatest pop punk song ever so I’m not surprised she killed my old friend, Harvey ‼️

I wrote a poem this morning: The Spurs made a trade and it rocks, Welcome to SA, De’Aaron Fox. @sanantoniospurs.bsky.social

Played a show at the Hole in the Wall last night. Felt pretty good. Said “Fuck ICE” on the mic. That felt pretty good too.

Our single, “Westerberg” is out now!! Big thanks to Stella from Stella & the Very Messed for laying down vocals and @icfstudio.bsky.social for making it sound amazing!! Link to listen to it in the BIO:)

TWO MORE DAYS 😱

I feel bad for Joe Pera