ramulac badman

We should be allowed to download a *little bit of porn* on the Switch 2.

Joining the army to get my leg blown off by an Iranian IED to own the libs.

Hey maybe war with Iran will make adult swim good again

John Hinkley's music is like "what if Daniel Johnston tried to kill the president?"

So Catholics are like the only white people that can handle spice. But the Protestant version is the swedes and their love of liquorice dipped in pool cleaner.

Thank God for all those right wing nutters for protecting our 2nd amendment right to be armed in the case of government overreach

Sabrina Carpenter is music for white girls who advertise that they're freaks in the sheets but in reality are very much not freaky at all.

Maybe male loneliness can be cured by dudes sharing and comparing their dick pics

Me when my wife walks by me in her booty shorts

HE WAS A WHITE MALE AGED 18-49, AND EVERYONE LISTENED TO HIM, NO MATTER DUMB THE IDEA! AND IN THIS HOUSE HE'S A HERO!

I'll be harder than your husband, to get along with.

"Join the #SubGenius so your parents have something to be more upset about than your gender"

Metal Gear Solid hits different once you realize Snake has been Dr. Hook and his Medicine Show this entire time.

You know in my heart of hearts I think concentration/death camps are bad and very much not good, but like if anyone should be put in one of them it's all those Secret lives of Mormon Wives people.

I think that if you want to make a dating app profile have to link your fanfiction.net account to it.

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mothers out there youtu.be/1LeLaw4hKpg?...

American Pope named "Bob" #SubGenius

Instead of Millerite how about Miller Lite?

"Maybe that's all Harry Dubois is. The evil that men do."

JD Vance killed the Pope because he wouldn't stop talking about his favorite MtG deck build.

Orange smoke rises from the White House...a new Pope has been selected.

Weirdo middle aged adult conversion that doesn't involve the possibility of sex is the true word of God.

If your reaction to a pun or a loss meme isn't immediately being angry with rage, it's not a good pun or loss meme

I've said it before and I'll say it again, but the mom from Home Movies is the western Misato.

My dog has begun the process of having her puppies, it's an all nighter for us, so some good vibes her way would be cool.

Don't cum, eat soup, Jesus!

Hey there's homies I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town. My vibes are good. My teeth are shiny. I let all the girls know that I'm not very whiny.

One of the greatest examples of generational gaslighting was Cartoon Network convincing us millennials that Gundam Wing was good.

Asmongold speaks to the kind of men who get legitimately confused when you walk by their room and notice their only bedding is a mattress pad and a blanket then ask them if they want to use the spare fitted seet you have. (This is a true story.)

You know I think the biggest problem with zoomers is they've never seen The Aristocrats

Decided to get back into reading some theory

Mutual Aid also means that I'll gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today.

After playing way too much Death Stranding recently I have realized the entire thing is Kojima doing some sort of experiment to see how creatively humans can make straight lines.

If Biden called trump the f slur at the debate he'd still be president.

You could make the argument that Rumours by Fleetwood Mac is all about Bugs Bunny. I won't, but someone could.

Look at this everyone.

Scientology doesn't want you to know that Chemo is the only real way to get rid of Thetans.

I have decided that my favorite thing about that billionaire dude who is trying to reverse age is that he looks like he smokes more cigarettes than I do.

RIP Space Ghost (George Lowe)

So I strapped a discsman to my belt with the new kid rock album in it. As was the style at the time.

Maybe Syd Barrett's plan of taking so many psychedelics that all he wanted to do was stay inside and paint his floors wasn't so crazy after all.

Happy Mr. President's Day

What a game, the eagles won and Drake got called a pedophile on National TV

You kicked me out of the house for this when I was 16.

I dunno if this is a uniquely millennial experience but like the moment I turned 21 both my parents were like "hey ramulac, smoking weed is great would you like to smoke some weed with us?"

I think 90s white people going so hard for new age shit back then, was like humanity discovering the Warp in 40k.