Random Prattle

Random Prattle

@randomprattle.bsky.social

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฌ It's a simple question, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

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Well, apparently not ALL the garbage.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Greg Murphy describes people who have lived in America for decades and have families here and are brutally deported by ICE as "collateral damage," and says "thank God we're getting rid of the garbage that's in our country:"

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Buttigieg: "I was shocked to hear Speaker Johnson just now saying 'we shouldn't be rushing, shouldn't be moving too quickly on this.' You know what is moving quickly? AI. For Congress to sit on its hands is deeply dangerous it to the American people ... what have they been doing this entire time?"

Guessing this is how his casinos went under. โ€œClose the doors! This will make us rich!โ€

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

โ€œWe could do tremendous good for ourselves by just not trading with countriesโ€ โ€” Trumpโ€™s bonkers view of trade is that you become wealthy by not engaging in commerce

Yes, why bother going through all this time and effort electing representative government. Letโ€™s just make a bunch of rubber stamps with state seals on them instead.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

NEWSMAX: What is your confidence level in Darline Graham when it comes to national security? REP. TIMMONS: Darline knows what it's like going through food line checkout. This is silly for us to talk about Taiwan. The position is very simple -- she needs to support the president

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First it was regime change. Then nuclear weapons. Then ballistic missiles. This war has been nothing but a disaster for the American people. And the idiots running it have no idea what they're doing.

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๐Ÿ”ฅ @jamestalarico.bsky.social : โ€œThe only minority destroying America is billionaires: Trans people arenโ€™t taking away our healthcare. Muslims arenโ€™t defunding our schools. Immigrants arenโ€™t cutting taxes for themselves + their rich friendsโ€ฆ Itโ€™s billionaires & their puppet politicians.โ€

Who the fuck shows ID when they order pasta? Is Steve confusing rigatoni with his liquid lunch?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"

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Yes. Reform the Supreme Court. Term limits. Expand the Court. Enforceable code of ethics. Itโ€™s time we address corruption on the highest court.

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If you invested $10,000 in Trump coin on Jan 20, 2025, it would be worth $415 today. People didn't buy these coins as an investment. They bought them to put money in Trump's pockets in exchange for something they want. It's the scummiest grift operation ever to hit the presidency.

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โ€œLoitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,โ€ a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

I mean if these 9 year old rape victims would quit stealing American jobs we wouldnโ€™t have a problem.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Homan: "I've gotten on my knees to talk to little girls as young as 9 that were raped multiple times by members of the cartel. And when you get on your knees that everything innocent, pure has been ripped from her ... "

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Elon Musk spent $290 million getting Trump elected. During this midterm cycle, he's spent $85 million. In total, thatโ€™s 0.0375% of his $1 trillion net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

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Morningstar values SpaceX at $63/share. It priced at $135, now trading ~$165. Only 1 of their 3 scenarios โ€” the 7%-odds "moonshot" โ€” justifies the offer price. The market is pricing the longshot as a sure thing.

Oh thereโ€™s something wrong here alright.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.

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"Schofield said he is speaking publicly for the first time because he believes Americans need to understand how government data can be misused and, in some cases, already has been." Another courageous act from a civil servant choosing to honor their oath.

washingtonpost.comTrump officials planned to mark 2.7 million living people as dead, whistleblower claimsA former Social Security executive said the plan, which was not carried out, would have used a death database to pressure immigrants to leave the country.

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Too dumb to realize they were just coddling his vanity.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: What do you make of President Xi meeting with Putin this week? TRUMP: I think it's good. I get along with both of them. I don't know if the ceremony was quite as brilliant as mine. I watched. I think we topped 'em.

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The Fourteenth Amendment, written in the blood of the Civil War, says in Section 4 that this is blatantly illegal: โ€œ[N]either the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States.โ€

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Iโ€™d say Jim was having some technical difficulties.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go

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There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2. SCOTUSโ€™s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.

Fine. Magastan can have part of Alberta and weโ€™ll take the west coast and north east to join Canada.

$6 billion a piece? Iโ€™d clap too.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

TRUMP: I just gave the farmers $12 billion because they were treated unfairly. A wrote them a little check. Anybody in this room get any of it? CROWD: *2 people clap* TRUMP: That's a lot of people

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In the first 9 months of Trump's second term, the top 1% of households received 40% of all new wealth generated. The bottom 50% of households received just 2% of all new wealth generated. This is the economy that decades of tax breaks for the rich has gotten us.