Jamie Brooks

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

@arseblog.com, is there any chance you could add a feature to the app so I can take a photograph of my child and see what a tattoo would look like on the by the time they're 18? I think this could be a game changer.

@davidallengreen.bsky.social is this you?

Whenever we see someone post that they're stopping their donation to the RNLI, like some right-wing virtue-signalling flex, we can't help but think of this. You can donate to the RNLI here: buff.ly/bsku22S

Gutted to hear about Dolly Parton. A great singer and great person, she will be missed.

@skircle.me

If Disney want to make a slam-dunk successful Star Wars movie, release Cerveza Cristal cut of A New Hope. I would watch the hell out of that.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

*waits patiently for the promised @gunnerblog.bsky.social drunken video*

Good morning! Here is a three-day old sea-otter pup, snoozing on their Mama. The image is by one my favourite wildlife photographers, Suzi Eszterhas, who runs girlswhoclick.org - an organisation that mentors girls and young women interested in nature photography. Feel free to share.

This was Ian Wright on David Rocastle 5 years ago. arseblog.com/2021/03/to-r... #davidrocastle

Marks and Spencer should make Percy Pig branded bacon.

I want another Superman movie, and I want it ASAP.

"The former leader of Reform UK in Wales has pleaded guilty to bribery charges relating to statements in favour of Russia in the European parliament" www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

In London, hate will never win.

The only #MCU spin-off series I'm interested in, is a mockumentary following Trevor Slattery reviving his career in theatre acting.

Colin from Portsmouth on Starmer's nothing like rivers of blood speech.

Happy Ed Balls Day, have a good one to those who celebrate. #edballs

'The Wrong Trousers' is, in my opinion, the greatest comedy film ever created in Britain. It's a small thing, but the scene that always makes me laugh out loud is when Feathers McGraw takes his disguise off and Wallace says, "Good grief! It's you!" It's genius.

Lenham today, looking beautiful.

Spring in the air.