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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Whoever authorised this should be fired! Shocking decision! Inject a bit of common sense! Don't lose your head over it! were they stoned!

I have more hot dinners than you've had executions!

you can never upset a whale, they are so thick skinned!

Just heard a colleague talk about their post wedding holiday as "not so much a honeymoon as more of a collection of minimoons" and will be slow-shaking my head till it falls off

OMG, when will this January ever end?!!!

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALL ANYWHERE?"

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti... [GLASGOW] "Hold my Beer"

As Confucius tweeted "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Genuine Stupidity"

OMG, this place is so posh it's nearest Sports Direct is TWO towns away!

Harry Potter was actually dead the whole time!

It's all kicking off in Glasgow today. Gotham City FC fans going tonto! Polis everywhere!!

Dusty Springfield: 🎶The only boy who could ever reach me...was the son of a Preacher Man🎶 Roger Hargreaves: ...

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What happened to all the Fidget Spinners?

A Chameleon Ninja in Camo gear could be on your shoulder RIGHT NOW!

Where the French Intelligence trains it's spies. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villespy

Roses are red, and live in symbiosis... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My partner said they left me for two reasons. 1. I won't take them to their favourite Italian island. 2. I always sneak old car references into sentences. It's not fair, I told them, I can't afford Capri!

Life was so much simpler in the 1960's when you only had two search engines, Alta-Vista and Ask Jeeves, and you were lucky if you got 5 results.

As I said to my kids "you're not old enough to understand ageism"

#CrossoverWeNeed The Cannonball and the Furious (Was Captain Chaos DC or Marvel?)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Anyone know if Alan Sugar, JK Rowling, Lewis Hamilton, The Beckhams, James Dyson and Richard Tice have signed this letter? (Just the first names that popped into my head, there are others) Or any Royals?

The last team to defeat Spain in a competitive match? Scotland! #WorldCup

Is that Ronaldinho and Ronaldo?

Half-time show sneak peak... #WorldCup

AC are the most popular team in the hot weather

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Steak and Kidney must be spinning in his grave not to have a mention here!

OMG, when will this January ever end!!!?

"verify your age" Who would win a fight between, Steve Austin, Tarzan and Zorro was a daily discussion

I've always hated political headlines or celebrity headlines that are simply "Taylor Swift Denies Eating Crayons" with no credible source of the claim that was put to them that they've been forced to deny.

Hydration Break

My teen daughter puts 4 or 5 outfits a day in the laundry cause "Hygiene!", but will only wash once a week cause "Essential body oils!" 🤷🏼

Belinda couldn't help but feel that her parents preferred her older sister Linda

If a cannibal gives you a hand, it's courtesy to give him the finger

Internet Age Verification Idea: What are the rules of the card games Bridge and Whist?

Sonny is a delight

Brilliant translation from Japanese on amazon for a cycling helmet 🤣🤣🤣 Those jealous, micro-cranial Europeans

@deathinparadise.bsky.social Sherlock Holmes, Columbo or Cagney & Lacey as the next detectives please. Ultimate "fish out of water" characters for St. Marie. "Watson, fetch me my shark-stalker hat" "Oh, one more thing. This coat is got af!" "Harve, did you see Christine with a bottle of rum?"

C'mon Disney! When are we getting the live-action "Roobarb and Custard"?

When is the Marvel reboot of Jamie & The Magic Torch due out?

Do you think the Wombles ever saw George Michael?

The Weeble-Wobbles should bring out a version of that Chumbawumba song

@thewurzels.bsky.social have you been approached to perform at this event?

Just did a fart so bad my eyebrows fell off! 👀

I can officially confirm that I am, no longer, in the running to be the next James Bond

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "historic shit in British politics"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Please highlight the pictures with traffic lights to prove you are not a robot...oops!