Rapid Adapter

Alrighty, pinned post time: It occurs to me that this vast miasma of links I post on here needs some context. A mission statement. So here goes...

NEW RELEASE Krime Slugs (MARYLAND) - "We Got The Beets" (2026) A Halloween covers EP by this Baltimore Egg-Outfit.Specifically they are covering The Beets from the Nickelodeon cartoon "Doug". "Killer Tofu" is the obvious hit here, but all the songs hold up. krimeslugs.bandcamp.com/album/we-got...

NEW RELEASE Piss Ants (NEW YORK) - "Invalid" (2026) Drum-Machine Nasal-Vocal Garage-Punk w a hint o' Spits. fuzzywarbles.bandcamp.com/track/invalid

NEW RELEASE Cammy Cautious & The Wrestlers (AUSTRALIA) - "Hot" (2026) Sydney Rock-Punk. Advance single from their new LP out in seven days! cammycautiousandthewrestlers.bandcamp.com/track/hot

NEW RELEASE Invertebrates (VIRGINIA) - "Accosted" (2026) Richmond has a very superior Hardcore scene currently & this band is one of their Aces. When I was young, Richmond was ruled by Emo,& I'd never guess that their scene would get this good. beachimpedimentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/accosted

NEW RELEASE Sida (ARGENTINA) - "Sida" (2026) I ran the numbers for a couple of months, & generally, only 40-50% of the stuff I post is USA bands. That feels healthy. Campana Scuzz-Punk sidahxc.bandcamp.com/album/sida-2

NEW RELEASE Obedient (OREGON) - "2026" Lady-Vocal Portland-Punk. The song is about how fucked things currently are. Please vote esrly if you can, & remember that voting is only 5% of the fight. obedient1.bandcamp.com/track/2026-3

NEW RELEASE "Ei" (GERMANY) compilation (2026) "Egg-Oi!", that's what the title of this comp means. Can you have a six way split record? They're all German bands, I think some of them have been posted by me before. Definitely Apero,maybe Wax Minds, slightly Pipi agaragartapes.bandcamp.com/album/ei

NEW RELEASE Tank Kiss (INDONESIA) - "Drop Outta School" (2026) So Andresa is the guy from Battlebeats. He now has a label & TK are the 1st non-Andresa band on that label. Good Garage-Punk w vocals that start out a lil' Blackened, LOL. junglestomprecords.bandcamp.com/track/drop-o...

NEW RELEASE Mr. [REDACTED] - "Evaporated" / "Levitation" (2026) Lady-Vocal Garage-Hardcore hardtackk.bandcamp.com/album/evapor...

NEW RELEASE Blisters (FLORIDA) - "Nothing To Lose" (2026) More-ida Florida. Basement Boombox Garage-Punk. From their Halloween split w Adhesive, whom are also from FL. adhesive001.bandcamp.com/track/nothin...

NEW RELEASE No Ambition (ENGLAND) - "Kitten" (2026) Disjointed Fucky-Hardcore. Reminds me of how it felt last year when I had a concussion. Wanna swim around in your head for 43 seconds? factoryfloordiy.bandcamp.com/track/kitten

NEW RELEASE Choque (CHILE) - "Pensamientos Suicidas (Maqueta)" (2026) Have I talked about how much I love it when good Punk Rock bands are from the non-USA parts of this continent? Anthemic Party-Punk. Get wasted & kiss a dude. I dare you choquepunk.bandcamp.com/track/pensam...

NEW RELEASE Cult Crime (CANADA) - "Fully Automatic" (2026) I think I posted these guys in a live video thread the other week. Splitting the difference btwn Street-Punk & Garage-Punk.If U told me they were Australian, I'd believe U. They R that good! staticshockrecords.bandcamp.com/album/fully-...

NEW RELEASE Dudu & The Dweebz (FRANCE) - The Demoz (2026) See, now THIS BAND has the stupidest name of the week. Non-Macho, high pitched dude vocal Oi! w a more than healthy sense of humor. I think it's Brit ex-pat fronting some French guys. duduandthedweebz.bandcamp.com/album/the-de...

NEW RELEASE General Goop & The Grease Army (CALIFORNIA) - "Go To Hell" (2026) Believe it or not, this isn't even the stupidest band name this week. Thin guitar sound, obnoxious Punk. My favorite! generalgoopandthegreasearmy.bandcamp.com/track/go-to-...

NEW RELEASE Inkblot Page (SINGAPORE) - "Rick & Rubin" (2026) Functionally-Weird Garage-Punk that achieves that "just right" level of noisy-ness. inkblotpage.bandcamp.com/track/rick-r...

NEW RELEASE Brick & Murder (COLORADO) - "Peanut Butter Man" (2026) Aw yeah, taunting Sax-Punk w alternating dude & lady vocals. Sax-Punk is the future. brickandmurder.bandcamp.com/track/peanut...

NEW RELEASE Milo Stamp (FLORIDA) - "Halloween" (2026) And the fine tradition of Halloween tapes continues w this fine Egg-Punk exemplar from the Sunshine State. FL's been coming up in "Having Good Garage-Punk Bands" world. Might be better than GA right now. milostamp.bandcamp.com/album/hallow...

NEW RELEASE Human Target (CANADA) - "Common Enemy" (2026) Delay-Vocal Hardcore from Winnipeg. Lemme be clear here: even I am confused about how I dig up all these new bands every week. Like, what magic sack am I pulling all these fuckers out of? humantargethc.bandcamp.com/album/common...

NEW RELEASE "Back To Plan A - Punk Is Action" (2026) A D-Beat, Crasher-Crust heavy compilation that serves as a benefit for a bunch of Punks that got both hospitalized & arrested by the cops. More details at the link. backtoplana.bandcamp.com/album/back-t...

NEW RELEASE Omniwhores (ILLINOIS) / Aidmoozic (ENGLAND) - split (2026) Weird-Punk meets Garage-Punk meets Egg-Punk. That applies to both bands. aidmoozic.bandcamp.com/album/split

NEW RELEASE Emile Zona (FRANCE) - live at Secret Place 26 Sept. 2026 Audio-only Garage-Hardcore w alternating dude & lady vocals. emilezona.bandcamp.com/album/live-s...

NEW RELEASE No No No (COLOMBIA) - "Empujar, Gritar, Correr" (2026) Killed By Death-style punkarocka. The third band from Bogota this week, that's awesome. Proof that there are still good, simple, perfect Punk-Rock band names out there waiting to be had educacioncinica.bandcamp.com/album/empuja...

NEW ORLEANS Made Men (NEW JERSEY) - "Mad3 Men" (2026) Sarcastic, Mob themed, frantic Treble-Hardcore. megamademen.bandcamp.com/track/made-men

NEW RELEASE Dayball (LOUISIANA) - "Carnivorous Apes" (2026) Weirdo, Undersaturated Art-Punk from New Orleans. Wait a minute, this sounds old. Lemme check & make sure this a is a new band. ....Yeah, it's from now. 504dayball.bandcamp.com/track/carniv...