Southern Cryptid

Exactly this.

Miley Cyrus at the Oscars looked like Jared Leto's Joker. . #mileycyrus #oscars

New Ghost song is a solid "meh". Neat look though. . #ghost #papaemeritus

I'd rather shit in both hands and clap than watch the Presidential Address . #trump #donaldtrump #jdvance

Not much of a Ghost fan these days but here's a neat thing I own. . #ghost #papaemeritus

Very inconsiderate . #jdvance

"Babe, wake up. New Luna pic dropped" . #cat #cats #blackcat #blackcats

Trump's finding any excuse to kiss Putin's ring, on bended knee. What an embarrassing time. . #Ukraine #Trump #donaldtrump #presidentzelensky

Epstein documents are about to drop. You know Trump's SWEATING . #trump #donaldtrump

Special delivery. . #cat #cats #blackcat #blackcats

Luna's resting her head on a pillow. Does it get any more precious? . #cat #cats #blackcat #blackcats

Love the new slogan . #meme #memes

Here she is: The chattiest critter in VA . #cat #cats #blackcat #blackcats

We live in a world where folks have to be reminded...

Trump brags about not accepting the $400k yearly Presidential Salary. Yet, taxpayers shelled out 5 million dollars, so he could attend the Daytona 500. Where does the stupidity end? #trump #donaldtrump

I've not seen a single AI image circulate Facebook, showing Trump saving orphans from the flood. #hesjustlikejesus #blessed

Telling my kids this was Marjorie Taylor Greene

You know I keep that mf thang on me

At a local wrestling show, this guy sat in front of me. His sit down wind damn near took me out. . #prowrestling

Someone referred to as "Putin's Girlfriend" is our Director of National Intelligence. How comforting... #tulsigabbard

Drake right now #Drake #Kendricklamar #superbowl #halftimeshow

#trump #donaldtrump #kendricklamar #superbowl

Luna's a professional yapper #cat #cats #blackcat #blackcats

Olive's a master of disguise #cat #cats #blackcat #blackcat

Trump at the Super Bowl is a great opportunity to watch literally anything else. . #donaldtrump #superbowl

Kid Rock makes music for folks who put "my kids are my world" on their social media profiles but don't have custody. #kidrock

Big Baby Olive #cats #blackcat #cat

Where the fuck's my $1.99 gas, Donny? #donaldtrump

JD Vance looks like the reason hotel rooms have that chair facing the bed. #jdvance #vicepresident

Morgan Wallen looks like the type of guy who would say "pasketti" #countrymusic #morganwallen