Chainsmoker Tabaxi

RIP Walter Koenig, actor, author, sci-fi icon. Mostly known for playing Pavil Chekov in the original Star Trek but I enjoyed him way more as the the cruel, charismatic villainous psi-cop Bester from Babylon 5.

Bolsonaro Sr. watching the election results.

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence”

Every town has two Dunkin’ Donuts . A good one and a shitty one. Only the people who live there know which is one which and probably won’t tell you, like a low stakes version of that Two Guards story

I have never been as happy to know absolutely nothing about the H3 podcast as I am now

Canada should nationalize Mass Effect

An epitaph for the games industry

Is 80 billion dollars a lot?

Been a great couple of days for indie grown animation, got to see the Witch Upstairs and the new Knights of Guinevere

No shit Barry.

The Donald Trump Presidential Snuff Film Library

Hey guys I know this administration is truly vile but making fun of people for their looks is just -OOOOOH MY FUCKING GOD! What the fuck Is that?!

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Nobody hates Ben Shapiro nearly enough.

I think the major problem with Eternally Yours despite being pretty milquetoast and having no standout characters is that it exists in the wake of FX’s What We Do in the Shadows. A far funnier and vulgar take on vampires failing to pass as humans in modern times.

The Knife Trick scene from Aliens but Bishop is just hamboning really fast

How I Arrived On Bluesky

I wonder how the Andrew Tate Case is going?

My man looks like he’s claymation

YouTube ads are 50% bad mobile games and 50% LEGO animations made by cults

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.

Did anyone ever beat that game with the talking tree that makes you cum?

Micheal Tracy looks like if Pixar made a character out of an alcoholic’s liver

Your daily reminder that Twitter/X needs to be burnt to the ground and abandoned completely

It’s America’s fault for not listening to my number one hit song “Choosin’ Maryland”. A song about the joys of always being slightly damp, hating the Steelers and pretending to enjoy the taste of Old Bay on anything other than crab.

I think the world would be in a better place right now if we had just let the Liver King eat Joe Rogan like he wanted.

Mitch McConnell won’t see all the terrible jokes you’re all writing about him today. He’ll just kind of stare forward and not say anything

Somebody call Nick Lusko www.darkhorizons.com/gremlins-3-s...

Asking the phone sex operator to talk me off with the Hankook Tire commercial voice

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER

Really curious about what the Primetime collectable popcorn bucket will look like..

The gag about Australian animals is that God made them after he had run out of ideas like half of them just basically being big possums that kick people to death.

Miss Piggy, Omega Level Muppet

Don’t be sad gang, it might happen soon.

Farewell Beef, you absolutely rocked.

I guess Ed Sheeran could always book the Island Boys

“The dog actually came on to me, now when do I get my badge and gun?”

Ed Sheeran continues to be the most disappointing guy named Ed on planet Earth

At least America still controls Dire Straits

I think Sora collapsing was the first domino…

I love how Dream Works and Disney’s next animated movies are just The Owl House but straight.

I resigned from my job today at Baby Throwing Knives Inc. I had spent years in the sharpening department not knowing that Baby Throwing Knives Inc was actively selling high quality throwing knives to babies…

so I came up with a new sticker ....

Glad I didn’t give Tallarico a dollar

Rudolph Giuliani’s 9/11 Bag Fumble needs to be taught in schools. The man was gifted such an incredible PR opportunity from the tragedy that everyone forgot he was one of the most corrupt, greediest, vindictive little sex goblin of a person ever elected to public office for a few years.

I think Wolverine proves that bigger budgets don’t necessarily make better games. If anything the time and money poured into it results in a game more focused on having wide appeal than actually being interesting.