raycearcher.bsky.social

raycearcher.bsky.social

@raycearcher.bsky.social

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raycearcher.bsky.social
@raycearcher.bsky.social

This guy ahead of me at the Costco food court is being a huge baby about how long his full pizza order is taking and it's pissing me off and I really hope mine comes out ahead of his just to punish him

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

ELEVATOR PITCH FOR ARTSY APPLETV SPECULATIVE SCI FI A company invents a machine that lets you shit as much as you want in one sitting, this eliminates the need for a corresponding volume of future shits. A man discovers he can sleep on the toilet, so he just shits all night every night.

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

THE TWIST He begins to suspect more is happening while he sleeps than just shitting. His house doesn't smell as shitty as expected in the morning and things seem to be moving from their locations the previous night. Meanwhile the police investigate a string of murdered sleep shitters.

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

Wife is out all night Go to get McDonald's for me and the kids Order a cheeseburger happy meal for youngest "Sorry we're out of cheese" Whatever I have cheese at home Guy proceeds to fuck up everything I order and I have to repeat every line Go home and open food Every sandwich has cheese on it

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

It's a testament to Control: Resonant's excellent weirdness that i fell out of bounds when a hallway didn't load in, and it took me ten minutes running around outside the level before I realized something was probably wrong

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

Details but also spoilers i guess 1/2 There's a point in the main story where you're trapped in an apartment building that's been warped into a labyrinth of Ikea demo rooms, and you have to follow a song and a trail of flickering TVs to escape.

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

2/2 The area does a lot of trickery loading and unloading map bits to make it seem like you're traveling in spatially impossible paths, and there's a small chance the hallway that reconnects you to the real world will just never appear. For me, reloading before the tv section fixed it.

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

My objection to public execution is mostly down to my being opposed to the death penalty, except in the case of extremely dire crimes like espionage and treason Stalin had the right idea about spies

raycearcher.bsky.social
@raycearcher.bsky.social

Sometimes you're having a hard time, and you want to talk to someone about it, but the people you'd talk to are the ones causing your problems. At times like that you can talk to your pets. Unless, like me, you have asshole pets.

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

Watching this malding boomer flail because he got duped by AI explains a lot about the state of the world We are governed by people who would rather see what they want than reality I wonder if some shared experience like nuclear paranoia is to blame

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

Hey, rename the Kennedy Center after ME! Let me list the reasons: - I don't know or care what the Kennedy Center is for - I hate the government - I don't molest kids - One time i was giving a girl a handy in the library and she came so hard she pissed herself - I have never evaded taxes

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@raycearcher.bsky.social

Ive discovered a new dumb conspiracy theory: The DOI is removing feral horses from public land to sell their meat as beef to drive down prices. If you see this, remind the OP that every day Americans eat 7 times as many cows as there are feral horses TOTAL, and they should be above such rumors.