klonoa 3, in theaters only

a tombstone that simply reads: "well at least she has her dignity i think"

hate to do this out of nowhere since you closed dms and i usually try not to cause a stir by follow policing but are you aware about your mutual @beamposter.bsky.social being a pedophile applying to become an elementary school teacher. feel like this crosses a line

people are out here having any kind of take and somehow deltarune is there for it. "games need grounded writing that doesnt treat the player silly" and theyre playing deltarune. "games should let themselves be inaccessible" and theyre playing deltarune. and then you play deltarune and its cutscenes

sucking my dick she not even my shorty feeling like rick and she moving like morty

bungie skyboxes trick y'all man you running around getting onetapped

no they don't even is what always baffled me about that stereotype. who gets confused by new vegas and guilty gear strive?

"bring back tank controls." thats right "... because games need to let themselves play poorly again."

classroom of students: the original miserable twitter user, theodor adorno?!?!

i can't do it again. it's all i have

the first step to getting good at games is also the hardest, and its learning to let go of getting one last dps cycle in. the final step is getting it in anyway

are aromantics immune to human instrumentality

I'm just smiling and waving my little talisman. just smiling and warding away

One of the most consistently damaging thought patterns among players is treating skill level as static and games as exams rather than something more like instruments. You walk in with whatever skills you had, you get tested & graded and you walk out. It leads to *a lot* of negative trends

whatever happened to showing Roger Ebert Sin & Punishment or something

some days i just wake up hungover off nothing

"lets-a go!" where man. you've done it all. it's enough. he doesn't even kidnap peach anymore

utena might be the first case of raceblindness used for tragedy. im glad youre woke but your prince was noticeably not white

overheard from by far the dumbest guy in the workplace: "you know r. kellys doing it right, hes got it the right way"

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

heading downtown to download

they should let you add real life examples on the turns red tvtropes page

why is everyone getting into shmups at the moment anyway. even former enemies have thrown aside the blade and taken up war machines

GUY WHO THINKS 'ENTRAPMENT' IS NOT TELLING SOMEONE ABOUT SOMETHING: this surprise party is entrapment

caim killed hundreds of thousands at 24. wheres your ambition

doordashing is beautiful to me as an act that gets more ethical the less sober you are. what else has that

theres a few insults i keep in my backpocket. "wow you turned into your parents" is the old reliable. "you look like your middle name is xevious" is on the experimental side but its designed as an anti-white trash tool

why are people recommending Bird Cage as a shmup. that things a playable artbook

mario superstar baseball is not a game you trifle with so easily. i have discovered new ways of hurting

watching movies now

animal collective is a national project designed to achieve a similar effect

one day His light will find me, and that railroad crossing on the steepest hill I've ever seen will give my cars underside the ending it deserves

youre not supposed to be evil for the benefits

playing with guns is a serious danger. worse, its against designer intention, and anti-art

finally listened to a moon shaped pool. trying to imagine the guy who heard the studio version of true love waits and expected there to be more radiohead

mina the hollower is a game about being cancelled

instead of being an asshole to strangers online how about you go play System Erasure's debut game ZeroRanger and then once you've finished that play their second game Void Stranger.

yeah whatever. Eastern European babytron

a good himedanshi should be seen but not heard

i have to hold it in. i cant go around correcting people on their sonic jokes. not on pride month

penis break industries

im so ready to see that little rat in every indie game i play for the next six years to make up for those middling launch numbers

people really looked at the Patriot AI explaining that they need to curtail the free exchange of information on the internet in order to entrench the ideals of the American ruling class and went "yo but they're so right because there's clickbait now Kojima is a prophet..."